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~ Oscar Levant Quotes ~
« on: July 11, 2015, 11:34:37 AM »
Oscar Levant Quotes


An American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor.
Oscar Levant (December 27, 1906 – August 14, 1972) was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was more famous for his mordant character and witticisms, on the radio and in movies and television, than for his music.

Here are some famous quotes by  Oscar Levant.




Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.

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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2015, 11:35:14 AM »
Roses are red violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2015, 11:35:40 AM »
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2015, 11:36:08 AM »
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2015, 11:36:36 AM »
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2015, 11:37:04 AM »
There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2015, 11:37:32 AM »
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2015, 11:37:57 AM »
I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2015, 11:38:23 AM »
I once said cynically of a politician 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'

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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2015, 11:38:45 AM »
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt too.