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Offline MysteRy

~ Paula Poundstone Quotes ~
« on: June 17, 2015, 10:53:29 AM »
Paula Poundstone Quotes


An American stand-up comedian.
Paula Poundstone (born December 29, 1959) is an American stand-up comedian.

Here are some famous quotes by Paula Poundstone.




I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Paula Poundstone Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2015, 10:54:00 AM »
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up 'cause they're looking for ideas.

Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Paula Poundstone Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2015, 10:54:28 AM »
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.