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Lenny Bruce Quotes


A Jewish-American comedian, social critic and satirist.
Leonard Alfred Schneider (October 13, 1925 – August 3, 1966), better known by the stage name Lenny Bruce, was a Jewish-American comedian, social critic and satirist. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon, the first in New York state history.

Here are some famous quotes by Lenny Bruce.

The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me Ma.'

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

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I won't say ours was a tough school but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going to Be if I Grow Up.'

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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.