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Offline MysteRy

~ Jay London Quotes ~
« on: November 30, 2014, 10:06:30 AM »
Jay London Quotes


An American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing.
Jay London (born September 12, 1966) is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared (Seasons 2 and 3, both in 2004), his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.

Here are some famous quotes by  Jay London. 




It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
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Offline MysteRy

Re: ~ Jay London Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2014, 10:07:15 AM »
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
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Re: ~ Jay London Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2014, 10:07:51 AM »
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said compared to who?
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