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Offline MysteRy

~ Jackie Mason Quotes ~
« on: November 15, 2014, 11:18:11 AM »
Jackie Mason Quotes


An American stand-up comedian.
Jackie Mason (born June 9, 1936) is an American stand-up comedian.

Here are some famous quotes by Jackie Mason. 




Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
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Re: ~ Jackie Mason Quotes ~
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2014, 11:18:45 AM »
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
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Re: ~ Jackie Mason Quotes ~
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2014, 11:19:30 AM »
Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .
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