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Entertainment => நகைச்சுவை - Jokes => Topic started by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:46:32 PM

Title: ~ Witty Answers ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:46:32 PM
Customer  : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter    : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:47:26 PM
Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter    : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
Title: Re: ~ Witty Answers ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:48:23 PM
Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter    : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Post by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:49:22 PM
Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
 
Waiter    : Funny?  But then why aren't you laughing?
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Post by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:50:28 PM
Lady              : Is this my train?

Station Master    : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady              : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master    : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Title: Re: ~ Witty Answers ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:52:12 PM
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Post by: MysteRy on July 30, 2012, 01:54:26 PM
Girl    : Do you love me?

Boy     : Yes Dear.

Girl    : Would you die for me?

Boy     : No, mine is undying love.