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Entertainment => நகைச்சுவை - Jokes => Topic started by: கார்மேகம் on March 10, 2012, 12:51:00 PM
Title:
FUNNY CONVERSATION between Boy & Girl
Post by:
கார்மேகம்
on
March 10, 2012, 12:51:00 PM
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
Title:
Wrong Number
Post by:
கார்மேகம்
on
March 10, 2012, 01:40:15 PM
Newly married Husband saved Wife’s number on Mobile as
“MY LIFE”
After 1 Year
“MY WIFE”
After 5 Years
“HOME”
After 10 Years
“HITLER”
AND After 25Years
“WRONG NUMBER”
Title:
SONIYA and school boy
Post by:
கார்மேகம்
on
March 10, 2012, 02:00:45 PM
Recently Sonia Gandhi went to a school to interact with the children there.
After a brief talk she asked if anyone had any questions. One boy raised his hand.
Sonia: "What's your name"?
Boy : "RAHIM"
Sonia: "What are your questions"?
Rahim: "I've 3 questions...
1. Why did you attack & kidnap Baba Ramdev without approval of Court?
2. Why there is no punishment to KASAB as yet?
3. Why does Manmohan singh & the Congress party not support Baba against
corruption?
Sonia: "You are an intelligent student Rahim."
Just then the recess bell rang.
Sonia: "Oh students, we wil continue after the recess is over".
After the recess...
Sonia: "Ok children where were we? So, anybody wants to ask a question"?
RAM raises his hand.
Sonia: "What's your name"?
Ram: "I'm Ram and I've 5 questions....
1. Why did you attack Baba without approval of the court?
2. Why no punishment to Kasab as yet?
3. Why does Manmohan Singh not support the fight against corruption?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 mins before the time?
5. Where is Rahim?
Title:
Mentality of Wife
Post by:
கார்மேகம்
on
March 10, 2012, 06:38:47 PM
WIFE SAW A SIGN BOARD
(https://friendstamilchat.in/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.caclubindia.com%2Feditor_upload%2F591214711rag_doll.gif&hash=a07f938c4be405ac99f84e07b9d588bac663698c)
Nylon Saree
Rs.8/-
Cotton Saree
Rs.5/-
Banarsi Saree
Rs.10/-
8)
8)
8)
8)
8)
8)
Wife: Give me 500 I’ll buy 50 Sarees!!!!!
:P
:P
:P
:P
Husband: You dumbo.. its a laundry shop !!
Title:
Re: FUNNY CONVERSATION between Boy & Girl
Post by:
RemO
on
March 22, 2012, 02:32:52 AM
1st one super
2nd one intraiya nilavaram
nice