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Eat, Drink, and Be Merry QuotesFamous Eat, Drink, and Be Merry quotes by popular authors such as W. C. Fields, Dean Martin, Wendy Morgan, Elmer Pasta, Mark Twain and others.
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[highlight-text]He who laughs lasts.
Mary Poole
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[highlight-text]Let us eat and be merry.
Bible
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[highlight-text]The company makes the feast.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]Sweet meat must have sour sauce.
Ben Jonson
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[highlight-text]Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Joe E. Lewis
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[highlight-text]Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
John Ciardi
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[highlight-text]I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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[highlight-text]You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
Robert Benchley
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[highlight-text]I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.
Tom Ralphs
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[highlight-text]You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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[highlight-text]They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?
Jay Leno
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[highlight-text]I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.
Elmer Pasta
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[highlight-text]Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
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[highlight-text]Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.
Michael Meehan
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[highlight-text]An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach
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[highlight-text]I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
Wendy Morgan
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[highlight-text]What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.
W. C. Fields
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[highlight-text]According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.
Elmer Pasta
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[highlight-text]Most people hate the taste of beer to begin with. It is however a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.
Winston Churchill
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[highlight-text]I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin
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[highlight-text]When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
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[highlight-text]I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.
Bill Cosby