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Divorce QuotesFamous Divorce quotes by popular authors such as Zsa Zsa Gabor, Helen Rowland, Gloria Swanson, Cary Grant, Robert Byrne and others.
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[highlight-text]Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
Cary Grant
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[highlight-text]Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Will Rogers
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[highlight-text]I'm a great housekeeper: I get divorced I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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[highlight-text]Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest.
Helen Rowland
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[highlight-text]My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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[highlight-text]I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.
Roseanne Barr
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[highlight-text]One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Robert Byrne
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[highlight-text]A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it but there's less of you.
Margaret Atwood
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[highlight-text]I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
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[highlight-text]Ah yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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[highlight-text]Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5 000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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[highlight-text]Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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[highlight-text]The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Johnny Carson
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[highlight-text]A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.
Mickey Rooney
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[highlight-text]In every marriage more than a week old there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.
Robert Anderson
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[highlight-text]Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr
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[highlight-text]When two people decide to get a divorce it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another but a sign that they have at last begun to.
Helen Rowland
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[highlight-text]If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married and another list of the reasons for their divorce you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Mignon McLaughlin
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[highlight-text]Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke
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[highlight-text]My wife and I just celebrated our twelfth anniversary. I'm Catholic so there's no real possibility of divorce. I'm Irish - so there is the possibility of murder.
J. J. Wall
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[highlight-text]My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder yes but divorce never.
Jack Benny