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Title: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: ரித்திகா on August 15, 2016, 04:15:44 PM

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An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is $500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

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BY : Pinchilikka Pilappi Sangam.....

~ !! RiThikA !! ~

Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 15, 2016, 04:28:27 PM

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Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: LoShiNi on August 15, 2016, 04:39:21 PM

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Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: ரித்திகா on August 16, 2016, 09:26:37 AM

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Yes Yes alea sis....Doctor ke
vantha sothanai.....
Buta.com aaitaaru doctor.......
heheheheheheheh..........
tq for the comment alea sis....

Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: ரித்திகா on August 16, 2016, 09:30:27 AM

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Loshi sis ...crctu crctu crctu.....
Doctor thedi poi aapu vechikitaar....
ithaa thaan Sonthaa Kaasule Suniyam Vechikirathunu Solluvanga....
heheheheehehehehehe....
tq for the comment sis!!!1

Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: LoShiNi on August 16, 2016, 09:49:17 AM

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Sis hehehe no mensen !!!! Me ur Pinchilikaa Pilappi Sangam pan  ;D ;D ;D Looking forward for more jokesss sis from u !

Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: Mohamed Azam on August 16, 2016, 11:17:21 AM

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Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: LoShiNi on August 16, 2016, 11:45:56 AM

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Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: இணையத்தமிழன் on August 16, 2016, 12:44:24 PM

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;D ;D ;D ;Ddoctor romba pavam ithu nalla idea va irukey namalum oru clinic open panidalam ma ;) ;) :P

Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: Mohamed Azam on August 16, 2016, 04:29:58 PM

Loshini Sis

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Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: ரித்திகா on August 17, 2016, 10:42:04 AM

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wOW...Loshi sis....its my pleasure.....
Pinchilikka Pillappi Sangathukku....ore Ore pan irukanganu
nenaikum bothu ...peel peel bery broud....!!!!
tq Loshi sis....kikikikikikiki!!!!

Title: Re: ~ !! Engineer Vs Doctor !! ~
Post by: ரித்திகா on August 19, 2016, 11:43:43 AM

Zam zam anna ...terinjiricha...seri vidunga..........hehehehehehehe...MAGIZHCHI....

hehehehehe....bull anna...neenga clinic open pannunga....
naa support pandren....hahahaha...but patient ah mattum vara maatten... ;D ;D ;D ;D