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Clothes QuotesFamous Clothes quotes by popular authors such as Mitch Hedberg, William Shakespeare, Robert Herrick, Jonathan Swift, Dave Barry and others.
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[highlight-text]The clothes make the man.
Latin Proverb
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[highlight-text]The soul of this man is his clothes.
William Shakespeare
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[highlight-text]Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Henry David Thoreau
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[highlight-text]This shirt is 'dry-clean only'...which means it's dirty.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.
Jonathan Swift
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[highlight-text]Whenas in silks my Julia goes Then then methinks how sweetly flows The liquefaction of her clothes!
Robert Herrick
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[highlight-text]Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy But not express'd in fancy; rich not gaudy; For the apparel oft proclaims the man.
William Shakespeare
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[highlight-text]I angered the clerk in a clothing shop today. She asked me what size I was and I said actual, because I am not to scale.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy overweight Protestants today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry