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Births QuotesFamous Births quotes by popular authors such as Rita Rudner, Thomas Carlyle, Clarence Day, Princess Anne, Arnold J. Toynbee and others.
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[highlight-text]In my beginning is my end.
T. S. Eliot
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[highlight-text]Always a godfather - never a god!
Alexander Woollcott
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[highlight-text]Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Marshall McLuhan
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[highlight-text]Acorns are planted silently by some unnoticed breeze.
Thomas Carlyle
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[highlight-text]I think of birth as the search for a larger apartment.
Rita Mae Brown
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[highlight-text]Where unwilling dies the rose Buds the new another year.
Dorothy Parker
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[highlight-text]Husbands don't really count ... in the miracle of birth.
Doug Spettigue
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[highlight-text]When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
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[highlight-text]The egg it is the source of all To everyone's ancestral hall.
Clarence Day
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[highlight-text]I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
Larry David
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[highlight-text]Some are born to sweet delight Some are born to endless night.
William Blake
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[highlight-text]When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Grade Allen
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[highlight-text]Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
Eugene Field
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[highlight-text]When I was born I did lament and cry And now each day doth shew the reason why.
Richard Watkyns
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[highlight-text]Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.
Tracey Ullman
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[highlight-text]We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
Grace Williams
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[highlight-text]Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Jim Morrison
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[highlight-text]When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.
Russell Baker
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[highlight-text]The emotional sexual and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.
Shirley Chisholm
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[highlight-text]As the births of living creatures at first are ill-shapen so are all innovations which are the births of time.
Francis Bacon
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[highlight-text]Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Princess Anne
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[highlight-text]The government is concerned about the population explosion and the population is concerned about the government explosion.
Ruth Rankin
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[highlight-text]My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner
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[highlight-text]We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domestic plants and animals but rabbit-like in our unplanned breeding of ourselves.
Arnold J. Toynbee
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[highlight-text]Born on Monday fair in the face; Born on Tuesday full of God's grace; Born on Wednesday sour and sad; Born on Thursday merry and glad; Born on Friday worthily given;
Anonymous
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[highlight-text]Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
Rita Rudner