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Title: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:07:47 PM
Birthday Quotes


Famous Birthday quotes by popular authors such as Erma Bombeck, Steven Wright, Gloria Stuart, Satchel Paige, Jesse Jackson and others.

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[highlight-text]Let them eat cake.

Marie Antoinette
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:08:15 PM
[highlight-text]Love the giver more than the gift.

Brigham Young
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:09:33 PM
[highlight-text]Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

Erma Bombeck
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:10:06 PM
[highlight-text]Like many women my age I am 28 years old.

Mary Schmich
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:10:56 PM
[highlight-text]Age is how we determine how valuable you are.

Jane Elliot
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:12:17 PM
[highlight-text]There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:14:21 PM
[highlight-text]We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Navjot Singh Sidhu
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:14:53 PM
[highlight-text]Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?

John Heywood
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:16:03 PM
[highlight-text]A gift with a kind countenance is a double present.

Thomas Fuller
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 06:20:58 PM
[highlight-text]The only thing better than singing is more singing.

Ella Fitzgerald
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:17:49 PM
[highlight-text]To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

John Burroughs
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:18:27 PM
[highlight-text]Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Jean Paul
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:19:08 PM
[highlight-text]How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Satchel Paige
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:21:51 PM
[highlight-text]Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Plautus
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:26:37 PM
[highlight-text]Your children need your presence more than your presents.

Jesse Jackson
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:27:39 PM
[highlight-text]Every year on your birthday you get a chance to start new.

Sammy Hagar
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:31:34 PM
[highlight-text]If you can give your child only one gift let it be enthusiasm.

Bruce Barton
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:36:59 PM
[highlight-text]The way I see it you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Paris Hilton
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:38:12 PM
[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:40:01 PM
[highlight-text]The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

E. Joseph Cossman
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:42:30 PM
[highlight-text]I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun of course.

Ruth Warrick
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:43:49 PM
[highlight-text]Only then approaching my fortieth birthday I made philosophy my life's work.

Karl Jaspers
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:45:26 PM
[highlight-text]When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie why not say you want cake and pie?

Lisa Loeb
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:46:13 PM
[highlight-text]I wanted to buy a candle holder but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Mitch Hedberg
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:49:36 PM
[highlight-text]Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Doug Coupland
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:55:39 PM
[highlight-text]The more you praise and celebrate your life the more there is in life to celebrate.

Oprah Winfrey
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 07:59:04 PM
[highlight-text]I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera which I bought for his birthday.

Sarah Sutton
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 10, 2016, 08:01:09 PM
[highlight-text]A gift consists not in what is done or given but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Marcus Annaeus Seneca
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:47:42 AM
[highlight-text]God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Voltaire
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:48:17 AM
[highlight-text]My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person he believed in me.

Jim Valvano
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:48:46 AM
[highlight-text]A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:49:15 AM
[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

Harrison Ford
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:49:44 AM
[highlight-text]I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100 000 in one day in a posh boutique.

Celine Dion
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:50:30 AM
[highlight-text]I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Steven Wright
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:51:15 AM
[highlight-text]I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart like a drawing that a child does.

Victoria Beckham
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:51:51 AM
[highlight-text]It is lovely when I forget all birthdays including my own to find that somebody remembers me.

Ellen Glasgow
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 08:53:04 AM
[highlight-text]The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Brian Tracy
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:03:09 AM
[highlight-text]I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

Kirstie Alley
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:05:22 AM
[highlight-text]When I was little I thought isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.

Gloria Stuart
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:06:39 AM
[highlight-text]You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'

Jerry Seinfeld
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:08:50 AM
[highlight-text]For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Steven Wright
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:16:57 AM
[highlight-text]To my surprise my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.

Lionel Blue
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:17:35 AM
[highlight-text]The return of my birthday if I remember it fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Samuel Johnson
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:19:08 AM
[highlight-text]This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

Art Buchwald
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:19:44 AM
[highlight-text]I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things but you're old enough too.

Liv Tyler
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:20:16 AM
[highlight-text]I think at a child's birth if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift that gift should be curiosity.

Eleanor Roosevelt
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:20:49 AM
[highlight-text]We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.

Lauren Hutton
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:23:13 AM
[highlight-text]It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said 'Remember my son if you ever need a helping hand you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

Sam Levenson
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:24:52 AM
[highlight-text]I'm amazed. When I was 40 I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60 I was still going strong and enjoying everything.

Gloria Stuart
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:25:46 AM
[highlight-text]Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me and who I really love.

Gabriel Byrne
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:28:07 AM
[highlight-text]If you look over the years the styles have changed - the clothes the hair the production the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself it's really the same.

John Oates
Title: Re: ~ Birthday Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on March 11, 2016, 09:29:12 AM
[highlight-text]The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star or one of the trainees or someone who's new.

Catherine Bell