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Animals QuotesFamous Animals quotes by popular authors such as Mitch Hedberg, Ogden Nash, Mark Twain, Hilaire Belloc, Walter de la Mare and others.
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[highlight-text]My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz
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[highlight-text]The dog is the god of frolic.
Henry Ward Beecher
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[highlight-text]No animal admires another animal.
Blaise Pascal
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[highlight-text]If called by a panther Don't anther.
Ogden Nash
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[highlight-text]I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
David Herbert Lawrence
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[highlight-text]Men show their superiority inside; animals outside.
Russian Proverb
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[highlight-text]I'd rather have an inch of dog than miles of pedigree.
Dana Burnet
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[highlight-text]A robin redbreast in a cage Sets all heaven in a rage.
William Blake
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[highlight-text]A fence should be horse high hog tight and bull strong.
Old Saying
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[highlight-text]A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
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[highlight-text]A microbe is so very small You cannot make him out at all.
Hilaire Belloc
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[highlight-text]If't were not for my cat and dog I think I could not live.
Ebenezer Elliott
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[highlight-text]A mule has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.
Charles J. Ingersoll
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[highlight-text]Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell
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[highlight-text]To his dog every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Aldous Huxley
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[highlight-text]I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it did not say 'I'm hungry,' so it died.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.
George Eliot
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[highlight-text]Cats - a standing rebuke to behavioural scientists . . . least human of all creatures.
Lewis Thomas
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[highlight-text]A 'geek' by definition is someone who eats live animals....I've never eaten live animals.
Crispin Glover
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[highlight-text]I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]Wee sleekit cow'rin timrous beastie 0 what a panic's in thy breastie! Wi' bickering brattle!
Robert Burns
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[highlight-text]Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
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[highlight-text]I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg
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[highlight-text]You have now learned to see That cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed of various types of mind.
T. S. Eliot
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[highlight-text]Cats no less liquid than their shadows Offer no angles to the wind. They slip diminished Neat through loopholes Less than themselves.
A. S. J. Tessimond
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[highlight-text]To hear the lark begin his flight And singing startle the dull night. From his watchtower in the skies Til the dappled dawn doth rise.
John Milton
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[highlight-text]The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.
Evan Esar
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[highlight-text]The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler
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[highlight-text]I have from an early age abjured the use of meat and the time will come when men will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men.
Leonardo da Vinci
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[highlight-text]I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Ducks love bread, but they can't buy any. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever.
Mitch Hedberg
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[highlight-text]Hi handsome hunting man Fire your little gun Bang! Now the animal Is dead and dumb and done. Nevermore to peep again creep again leap again Eat or sleep or drink again. Oh what fun.
Walter de la Mare
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[highlight-text]Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man but it would deteriorate the cat.
Mark Twain
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[highlight-text]I think one reason we admire cats those of us who do is their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top no matter what they are doing - or pretend they do. Rarely do you see a cat discomfited. They have no conscience and they never regret. Maybe we secretly envy them.
Barbara Webster
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[highlight-text]Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel New York wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.
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