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Title: ~ Will Rogers Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:50:53 PM
Will Rogers Quotes

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An American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor and one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s.
William Penn Adair Rogers (better known as "Will" Rogers) (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was an American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor and one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s.

Here are some famous quotes by Will Rogers.

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I don't know what humor is.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:51:17 PM
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:51:40 PM
AH I know is what I see in the papers.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:52:04 PM
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:52:29 PM
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:52:56 PM
So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:53:19 PM
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:53:52 PM
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:54:15 PM
Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:54:42 PM
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:55:08 PM
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:55:35 PM
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:56:01 PM
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:56:23 PM
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:56:49 PM
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:57:14 PM
If stupidity got us into this mess then why can't it get us out?
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:57:36 PM
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:57:59 PM
I'm not a member of any organized political party I'm a Democrat!
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:58:21 PM
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:58:51 PM
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:59:17 PM
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 12:59:42 PM
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:00:06 PM
There's only one thing that can kill the movies and that's education.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:00:28 PM
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:00:55 PM
One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:01:18 PM
Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:01:41 PM
This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:02:02 PM
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:02:24 PM
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:02:51 PM
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:03:15 PM
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble it's what we know that ain't so.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:03:37 PM
Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:04:01 PM
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:04:24 PM
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:04:46 PM
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:05:09 PM
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:05:30 PM
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:05:52 PM
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:06:16 PM
The more you read about politics you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:06:43 PM
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:07:06 PM
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:07:28 PM
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:07:49 PM
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:08:12 PM
The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:08:36 PM
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:08:56 PM
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:09:21 PM
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers instead of their conscience be their guide.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:09:45 PM
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:10:13 PM
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 29, 2015, 01:10:32 PM
To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesn't go up don't buy it.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:01:04 PM
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:01:40 PM
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:02:17 PM
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:02:48 PM
When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:03:21 PM
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up then sell it. If it don't go up don't buy it.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:03:51 PM
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States they have not had one since Lincoln.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:04:18 PM
On account of being a democracy and run by the people we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years no matter what it does.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:04:46 PM
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:05:17 PM
If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists we don't need to change our lobbies we need to change our representatives.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:05:48 PM
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 30, 2015, 08:06:14 PM
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.