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Will Rogers Quotes(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/Will_Rogers_1922.jpg/220px-Will_Rogers_1922.jpg)
An American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor and one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s. William Penn Adair Rogers (better known as "Will" Rogers) (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was an American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social commentator, vaudeville performer and actor and one of the best-known celebrities in the 1920s and 1930s.
Here are some famous quotes by Will Rogers.
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I don't know what humor is.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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AH I know is what I see in the papers.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
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Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
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Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
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Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.
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The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
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If stupidity got us into this mess then why can't it get us out?
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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I'm not a member of any organized political party I'm a Democrat!
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There's only one thing that can kill the movies and that's education.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble it's what we know that ain't so.
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Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
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There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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The more you read about politics you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers instead of their conscience be their guide.
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesn't go up don't buy it.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.
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When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up then sell it. If it don't go up don't buy it.
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States they have not had one since Lincoln.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years no matter what it does.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists we don't need to change our lobbies we need to change our representatives.
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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.