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A former Deputy in the States of Guernsey, the parliament of the Bailiwick of Guernsey in the Channel Islands. Wendy Morgan is a former Deputy in the States of Guernsey, the parliament of the Bailiwick of Guernsey in the Channel Islands.
Here are some famous quotes by Wendy Morgan.
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Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
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He's always been known to be entrepenurious.
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I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.
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I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.
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I don't want to be patronizing . . . that means 'talking down.'
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A decorator can make lots of money - assuming she wins the lottery.
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I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.
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He says he's not broke but he is trying to sell his kidney and corneas.
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My golf is getting better all the time. Today I parred all but sixteen holes.
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My husband yells comments like 'How long till you're ready? Throw out a date.'
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If any of you are related to our main guest let me know so I can speak slowly.
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He is so aware of being politically correct he refers to a taco as Hispanic food.
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If there's a God why are there such things as famine and The Jerry Springer Show.
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I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
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As a woman I resent the fact that in golf if I have the highest score I'm the loser.
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My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.
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My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.
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When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.
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A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life.
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They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?
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I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?
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I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.