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Title: ~ W. C. Fields Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:16:00 PM
W. C. Fields Quotes

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An American comedian, actor, juggler and writer.
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields was known for his comic persona as a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs, children, and women.

Here are some famous quotes by W. C. Fields.

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I like children - fried.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:18:13 PM
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:19:52 PM
Hell I never vote for anybody I always vote against.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:21:51 PM
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:22:25 PM
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:23:06 PM
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:24:12 PM
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:25:46 PM
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bull.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:28:10 PM
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:29:22 PM
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:29:59 PM
It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:30:31 PM
No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:31:02 PM
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:31:49 PM
I exercise self-control and never touch any beverage stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:32:23 PM
Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:33:07 PM
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:33:47 PM
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
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Post by: MysteRy on November 17, 2015, 08:34:22 PM
When asked to borrow money: 'I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes I'll get another lawyer.'