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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:12:46 PM

Title: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:12:46 PM
When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot phone utha.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:14:00 PM
If u want success in life then:

Be as sweet as honey,
Be as regular as clock ,
Be as fresh as rose,
Be as soft as tissue,
Be as strong as rock,
Be as sure as death and
Be as smart as me…!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:15:33 PM
Fizao ke badalne ka intzar nahi karte,
Andhiyo ke rukne ka intzar nahi karte,
SMS kar dete hai hum har roz,
Hum kanjus ke sms ka intzar nahi karte.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:17:14 PM
Kal raat God sapne mein aaya,
Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein.
God hase aur bole,
Ye tumare phechele jaan ke,
Bure karmo ka asar hain.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:18:36 PM
Humans fall in love that’s true
Cows eat grass that’s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That’s incredible
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Still pressing that’s unbelievable
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:19:29 PM
Abay khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue aam,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:21:19 PM
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?

I will say: My life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:23:50 PM
Like Moon in the sky,
You are living in my eye,
In my heart love you high,
For your sake ready to die,
Without you my life is dry,
If you forget me my soul will fly.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 01:24:18 PM
Whenever I feel sad,
Whenever I feel lonely,
Whenever I miss you a lot,
Whenever I feel like meeting you,
I just keep my right hand on my chest,
To realize that…
You Live In My Heart
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:19:05 PM
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:19:44 PM
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:20:35 PM
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms….
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:21:12 PM
Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:21:40 PM
Flowers need sunshine,
Violets need dew,
All angels in heaven know I need u.

Years may fly,
tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:22:06 PM
Treat everyone with politeness.
Even those who r rude to u.
Not because they r not nice but because you are NICE
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:22:39 PM
I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:23:16 PM
aziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru.
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Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi

Which one is best to follow?
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:24:22 PM
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:24:55 PM
Near ones are not dear &
Dear ones are not near..
It is easy to remember the near ones
But very difficult to forget the dear ones.!!!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:25:22 PM
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:25:51 PM
Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 02:26:20 PM

Every sunset give us one day less to live,
But every sunrise give us one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:27:40 AM

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald
He saw you thirsty, he created coke
He saw you in dark, he created Light
He saw you without a cute friend, he created ME!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:28:22 AM
Nobody will ever remember how u look,
How u speak, what u did,
But only thing they remember is,
How u made them feel.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:29:13 AM
Easy is to get a place is someone’s address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:32:07 AM
So sweet is ur Smile…
So Sweet is ur Style…
So Sweet is ur Voice…
So sweet is ur Eye…
C how Sweetly I LIE…
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:34:59 AM
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:41:56 AM
Good morning…Have U done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1) Pray, so that U may live…
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:43:11 AM
Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:45:32 AM
Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:47:06 AM
Why r u so angry with me ?
What happened ?
Why r u not msging me ?
What have i done ?
Only accidentally stepped on ur tail &
U started Bhow ! Bhow ! Bhow !
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:48:26 AM
Pepsodent se daant saaf karna,
Babul se fresh karna,
Colgate se white karna,
Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to,
Bindas HARPIC use karna.
Good Day!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:50:53 AM
You may meet people,
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,
But one thing I can say to you,
I’ll always be there for you
When they all leave you,
To kick you at your back and say
Better than me, no way!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:51:46 AM
Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:52:35 AM
Chehre pe aapke gajab ki ismael hai
“Suna hai aapke pas mobile hai”
Aur usme SMS ki moti file hai
“Phir bhi SMS nahi karte yeh kaun si istail hai”?
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:53:12 AM
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:53:48 AM
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:54:20 AM
Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:55:19 AM
Things i know about u !

1. You are a special person with a wonderful heart

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Bus baki kal,
1 Din me ek hi joke !
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:57:25 AM
Phone ek Mandhir,
Sms uska Bhagwan,
Sms bhejne wala Pujari,
Sms padhne wala Bhakt,
Padhkar sms na karne wala
Mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:58:31 AM
Hi
Today is “WORLD SORRY SAYING DAY”
So If I have hurt you anytime, anywhere, or
Disturbed you, then I want to say just three words.
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“I WILL CONTINUE”
kARLO JO KARNA HAI…..
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:00:11 AM
Mandir me jap karta hu,
Maszid me namaz padta hu,
Insan se bhagvan na ban jaau,
Isse liye saitan ko roz 1 sms karta hu.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:00:46 AM
A baby monkey asked its mom
Why couldn’t god make me beautiful?
Mum replied: be happy the way u r
At least u don’t look like the person reading this…
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:01:07 AM
Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch mag ke to dekh hamse,
Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi,
Property tere naam hogi.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:01:40 AM
U have 3 second to pose for a photograph.

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Developing..
Plz wait…

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Wow! So cute.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:02:20 AM
Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:03:20 AM
DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:03:57 AM

A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:04:19 AM
Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulaj jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,
Milneka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:04:47 AM
If you have picture where you look old, keep them.
In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:05:07 AM
U r miles away from me.
Still I’m watching Ur every movement
by 3 different channels:

1. Discovery
2. National Geographic
3. Animal Planet
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:05:37 AM
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:06:32 AM
Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:06:55 AM
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:07:24 AM
Yaad hum bhi apko karte hain,
Yaad app bhi hume karte hain,
Fark sirf itna hain,
Hum yaad ane pe sms karte hain,
Aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hain.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:07:45 AM
Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Jabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:08:09 AM
Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:09:53 AM
Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,

ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:10:59 AM
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:11:27 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Monkeys like u should b kept in da zoo!!
Don’t get angry , U’ll find me there too!
Not in the cage but laughing at u.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:11:47 AM
Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:12:33 AM
Actually

Baat yeh hai k

Woh yeh Ke..

Ok listen carefully

Oooh listen

Nahi I mean read it carefully

With full concentration

Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

Sirf 3 words hi toh hain

Ufffff its too difficult

OK I’m gonna say

that
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HOW R U??
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:14:24 AM
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi usse pasand karte ho,
Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai,
Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho,
Toh woh BHONK-BHONK kar ke apna Pyaar jatati hai.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:15:34 AM
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:16:26 AM
When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing U,
2 ring means : I like U,
3 ring means : I am thinking of U,
4 ring means : I need U,
5 ring means : Idiot phone utha.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Excellent Mind
Khubsurat Chehra,
Mithi Aawaj.
Masum Aankhe,
Perfect Personality,
Khush mijaj Andaaj…..

Yeh toh hui meri baat,

Aur batao kaise ho aap?
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:17:14 AM
Aapsa agar koi hua to rab say shikayat hogi
Ek to jhela nahi jata, doosra aagaya to kya halat hogi?
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:17:35 AM
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:17:58 AM
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:18:26 AM
Last night i saw a dream,
I was walking with god and I told him that
I have a friend like u then he smiled & said:
Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:19:13 AM
3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:19:34 AM
Socha tumhe chand kahu par usme daag hai,
Socha tumhe suraj kahu par usme aag hai,
Fir socha tumhe bander kahu par..
Usme bhi dimaag hai !
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:19:55 AM
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:20:25 AM
If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:20:51 AM
Ek raat chand ne mujhse kaha ke tere sab dost,
Kanjoos hai
Pagal hai
Gadhay hai
Nalayak hai
Faltu hai
Kamine hai
Maine chand ko ghoora
Aur ghusse se kaha, mujhe pata hai.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:21:20 AM
><(((:)
Ye macchhli meri dosti ki nishani hai
Ese sambalkar rakhna,
Aur ye mar na jaye… Isliye mobile pani me dubakar rakhna.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:22:12 AM
It feels nice when someone misses u,
feels good when someone loves u.
feels better when someone’s with u.
But it feels the best when someone never 4gets u.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:22:39 AM
Life is like a novel,
Its filled with suspense,
U have no idea whats going to happen,
Until u turn the page keep turning ur pages,
And enjoy the thrill of life.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:23:02 AM
Once all village people decided to pray for rain,
On the day of prayers all assembled,
Only one boy came with an umbrella.
That’ called confidence.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:23:38 AM
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Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:24:12 AM
Smokers have a smoking heart,
Darkness has an alcoholic heart,
I request U don’t eat Sugar,
Bcoz U already has a “Sweet Heart”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:24:48 AM
Smile is a source to win a heart…
Smile is a name of lovely mood…
Smile creates greatness in personality…
So never forget to Brush daily…
Good Morning…
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:25:16 AM
Flower remembers bees,
Fish remembers water,
Tree remembers the rain,
At this moment I remember you!
To say happy friendship day to U!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:25:40 AM
My heart is made 2 luv U,
My heart is made 2 luv U,
My lips are made to kiss U,
My eyes r made 2 see U,
My hands r made 2 hold U,
Every part of me wants U,
Maybe bcoz I was made just 4 U!!!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:26:02 AM
I’m in casualty now don’t say i didn’t tell u
After 5 min i will be transfered to ICU
Doctor told me i will die if i don’t stop missing u.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:26:29 AM
When u feel u r alone in a crowd
When u feel no 1 can understand u
When ur love is rejected by others
When u hate ur life
Just close ur eyes see her face who loves u more than anyone else
Who cares for u in loneliness dies for u when u cry
She is no one but ur sweet loving MOM
Love her more than anyone else in this world
Bcoz only she was, is and will be there for u all the time
Pass this message to every one u know, if u love ur MOM
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:26:52 AM
We met it was Luck!
We talked it was CHANCE!
We became friends it was DESTINY!
We are still friends it is FAITH!
We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:28:56 AM
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet words r nice 2 say,
But sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!!!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:32:23 AM
Men always have better friends… They will stand by you, no matter what!

Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:33:12 AM
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.

Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:34:02 AM
Pepsodent se daant saaf karna,
Babul se fresh karna,
Colgate se white karna,
Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to,
Bindas HARPIC use karna.
Good Day!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:35:01 AM
Heart beat are countless
Spirits r ageless
Dreams r endless
Memories are timeless
And a friend like u is useless
Oops! Sorry yaar, priceless.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:36:08 AM
Bistar pe makri lage
Tere room me machher phire
Teri razai phate
Puri subha thand lage
Tere sapno me bhoot aye
Agar to mujhe bhool jaye.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:37:04 AM
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:37:30 AM
Chalo sms khelte hain…
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Pehle tum sms karo
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Phir tum sms karo
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Phir se tum sms karo
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Ek baar phir tum sms karo
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Bas ab kal khelain gey
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:38:04 AM
Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:38:23 AM
A study has proved that,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
Dont try 2 change ur finger.
Catch another fool!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:38:46 AM
If u want success in life then:

Be as sweet as honey,
Be as regular as clock ,
Be as fresh as rose,
Be as soft as tissue,
Be as strong as rock,
Be as sure as death and
Be as smart as me…!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:39:13 AM
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested Ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss…
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 01:43:33 AM
Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on march and ends on may,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:04:41 AM
Give “LAUGH” 2 all
But “SMILE” 2 1
Give “CHEEKS” 2 all
But “LIPS” 2 1
Give “LOVE” 2 all
But “HEART” 2 1
Let Everybody “LOVE”
But U “LOVE” 1
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:05:01 AM
I’m getting married next week there will b a small party n only few ppl wil b invited don’t bring any gift just bring someone 2 marry me.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:05:25 AM
If you love something set it free.
If it turns back it was meant 4 u .
If it does not bounce back it was never meant to b Ur’s.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:13:47 AM
Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:14:41 AM
‘I trust you’ is a better compliment than ‘I love you’
Because you may not always trust the person you love
But you can always love the person you trust.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:31:04 AM
2 robbers went 2 loot a bank without guns, and they looted! How?
Bank Manager was a fool. He told “No problem. I trust U. U can show d Gun Tomorrow.”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:31:27 AM
Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind,
Give beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes,
So enjoy these beautiful night in beautiful dreams,
In beautiful night in beautiful manners,
So heartily “GOOD NIGHT”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:31:53 AM
See outside the window,
Sun rising for u, flowers smiling for u,
Birds singing for u, bcoz last night
I told them to wish u a wonderful good morning.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:33:45 AM
Love is to give, not to take.
Friendship is to make, not to break.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:34:49 AM
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:41:59 AM

3 Monkeys ran from zoo.
1st found watching TV.
2nd found playing football
And 3rd…
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No yaar, it’s not u…
Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:50:17 AM
Only the open heart receives
“Love”
Only the open mind receives
“Wisdom”
Only the open hand receives
“Gifts”
And…
Only the cute ones receive
“Messages from ME!”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:50:44 AM
Its monsoon and I’m sure U must be very happy,
U must be feeling like going out,
getting dressed, sing songs, splash water,
And find someone special. Right?
Every frog feels the same!!!!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:51:18 AM
I want to say some words to u
That start with u…& Ends with u

“Ullu” ha ha ha……….
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:51:46 AM
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:52:24 AM
When I was born, GOD said “oh no ! cute devil”
When U were born , God said “oh…Great competition”
Who knew that someday these devil’s would become FRIENDS.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:53:08 AM
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
Without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs u after all!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:53:44 AM
When I was sad
U were there,
When I was crying
U were there,
When I was unhappy
U were there,
Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:55:49 AM
kkk.Kill.Com
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Enter the name whom you want to kill.
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Me?
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Sure?
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If yes, press down…
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Access denied….
Target is already killed by your cute smile…….
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 02:56:23 AM
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:38:05 PM
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:38:31 PM
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:39:04 PM
GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:39:33 PM
This message will refresh ur brain in 5 secs…
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No brain dedected
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:40:30 PM
Sweet what happened 2 ur mobile?
I was triyng to call u but i got this message:
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey u r triyng to call is on a tree busy sleeping
Plz try later.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:41:29 PM
=o00o====o00o==
/ / ,***. / /
! ‘( o o ) /
! ‘ (–) /

What are you doing up there? Come down and reply to my message.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:42:20 PM
Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:42:55 PM
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere…
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:44:18 PM
Hi had ur dinner
Go 2 bed fast
Because something is waiting 4 u
Do u know what is that…?

“Sweet dreams”
Gud nite!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:44:52 PM
A teacher asked his class to give eg of coincidence.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:45:32 PM
Yesterday night when i was thinking of u, one tear rolled out..
I asked that tear why r u out? For that the tear said ..
There is someone so beautiful in your eyes, so there is no place for me.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:46:36 PM
Enter password 2 touch my heart
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Wrong code !
U have touched my legs… Anyway, take my blessings.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:47:24 PM
I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy.
I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words.
I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:48:29 PM
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:49:46 PM
You may meet people
Better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,

But one thing i can say to you
I will always be there for you when they all leave you…
To kick you at your back and say
“Better than me, no way”
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:50:23 PM
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa wollu banaya unko
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:55:49 PM
Getting a friend is like sunrise …It happens daily,
Getting true friend is like rain…It occurs yearly,
But getting a friend like u is like T-sunami…
Such disaster occurs rarely!!
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:56:48 PM
If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile.
If you need money, wait for your salary.
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:57:16 PM
Sometimes I forget 2 ask… R U ok ?
Sometimes I even miss 2 say…hai!
But it doesn’t mean that I forgot U.
I’m just lazy like U…
Title: Re: Friends Teasing SMS Messages
Post by: RemO on December 31, 2011, 12:58:05 PM
U have 3 second to pose for a photograph.

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Developing..
Plz wait…

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Wow! So cute.