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Title: ~ Samuel Butler Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:43:16 AM
Samuel Butler Quotes

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A poet and satirist.
Samuel Butler (8 February 1612 – 25 September 1680) was a poet and satirist. Born in Strensham, Worcestershire and baptised 14 February 1613, he is remembered now chiefly for a long satirical burlesque poem on Puritanism entitled Hudibras.

Here are some famous quotes by Samuel Butler.

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Faith is a kind of betting or speculation.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:43:46 AM
I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:44:17 AM
Life is one long process of getting tired.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:44:57 AM
Friendship is like money easier made than kept.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:45:30 AM
God cannot alter the past though historians can.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:46:04 AM
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:46:37 AM
I keep my books at the British Museum and at Mudies.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:47:11 AM
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:47:45 AM
Our self-conceit sustains and always must sustain us.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:48:21 AM
What runs through a person like water through a sieve.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:49:09 AM
Neither have they hearts to stay Nor wit enough to run away.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:50:41 AM
Whatso'er we perpetrate We do but row we are steered by fate.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:51:24 AM
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:52:06 AM
You can do very little with faith but you can do nothing without it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:52:52 AM
It is the function of vice to keep virtue within reasonable grounds.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:53:30 AM
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:54:11 AM
If life must not be taken too seriously - then so neither must death.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:55:03 AM
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:55:34 AM
It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:56:07 AM
Silence is not always tact and it is tact that is golden not silence.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:58:01 AM
I can generally bear the separation but I don't like the leave-taking.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:58:51 AM
The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 10:59:31 AM
We grow weary of those things (and perhaps soonest) which we most desire.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:00:45 AM
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:01:34 AM
All animals except man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:02:10 AM
To put one's trust in God is only a longer way of saying that one will chance it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:02:54 AM
The public do not know enough to be experts yet know enough to decide between them.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:03:44 AM
To live is like to love - all reason is against it and all healthy instinct for it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:06:12 AM
Man unlike the animal has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:08:16 AM
We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:11:47 AM
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:13:29 AM
Any fool can tell the truth but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:14:25 AM
The test of a good critic is whether he knows when and how to believe on insufficient evidence.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:15:41 AM
All philosophies if you ride them home are nonsense; but some are greater nonsense than others.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:16:31 AM
A virtue to be serviceable must like gold be alloyed with some commoner but more durable metal.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:17:41 AM
Conscience is thoroughly well-bred and soon leaves off talking to those who do not wish to hear it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:18:50 AM
When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:19:25 AM
The tendency of modern science is to reduce proof to absurdity by continually reducing absurdity to proof.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:19:55 AM
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted and at seeing it practised.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:20:35 AM
One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten and to leave off fighting at once.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:21:24 AM
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:22:45 AM
All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:24:09 AM
No matter how ill we may be nor how low we may have fallen we should not change identity with any other person.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:25:23 AM
The foundations which we would dig about and find are within us like the Kingdom of Heaven rather than without.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:26:44 AM
People care more about being thought to have good taste than about being thought either good clever or amiable.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:28:39 AM
People are lucky and unlucky ... according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:34:57 AM
It is in the uncompromisingness with which dogma is held and not in the dogma or want of dogma that the danger lies.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:36:30 AM
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:37:39 AM
The advantage of doing one's praising to oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:38:19 AM
Loyalty is still the same Whether it win or lose the game; True as a dial to the sun Although it be not shined upon.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:39:27 AM
A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:40:10 AM
An apology for the Devil - it must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:40:47 AM
There is one thing certain namely that we can have nothing certain; therefore it is not certain that we can have nothing certain.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:41:20 AM
I reckon being ill is one of the greatest pleasures of life provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:42:18 AM
Our latest moment is always our supreme moment. Five minutes delay in dinner now is more important than a great sorrow ten years gone.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:43:03 AM
A lawyer's dream of heaven - every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:44:03 AM
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:45:10 AM
Every one should keep a mental wastepaper basket and the older he grows the more things he will consign to it-torn up to irrecoverable tatters.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:45:50 AM
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you but he will make a fool of himself too.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 13, 2015, 11:46:29 AM
It has been said that though God cannot alter the past historians can - it is perhaps because they can be useful to Him in this respect that He tolerates their existence.