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Title: ~ Russell Baker Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:50:01 PM
Russell Baker Quotes

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An American Pulitzer Prize-winning writer known for his satirical commentary and self-critical prose, as well as for his autobiography, Growing Up.
Russell Wayne Baker (born August 14, 1925) is an American Pulitzer Prize-winning writer known for his satirical commentary and self-critical prose, as well as for his autobiography, Growing Up.

Here are some famous quotes by Russell Baker.

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I've had an unhappy life thank God.
Title: Re: ~ Russell Baker Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:50:47 PM
Ah summer what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:51:15 PM
People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong fortunately.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:52:07 PM
When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:52:34 PM
When it comes to cars only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:52:59 PM
When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:53:24 PM
Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime and should be taken in small doses.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:53:50 PM
Usually terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all but just terrible things.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:54:13 PM
Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:54:41 PM
Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work those that break down and those that get lost.
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Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:55:31 PM
An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false misleading fictitious mendacious - just dead wrong.
Title: Re: ~ Russell Baker Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on September 07, 2015, 01:57:51 PM
So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned but give him a little metal a few chemicals some wire and 20 or 30 billion dollars and vroom! There he is up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.