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Title: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 04:58:50 AM
Etho net la nan padichu rasicha jokes a inga ungaloda share panikiren friends. Mudinja rasichu siringa friends.
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 05:09:37 AM
1.

namma chat Kanmani customer careku avasarama call panuranga...

Kanmani : Hello..ithu customer care thane?
Customer care: Yes, sollunnga madam enna problem?
Kanmani: En 8yrs old son ammu nu chellama koopiduvom , avan sim card'a vilungitan. Athula Rs.95 bclance irinthathu.
Customer care: Ok sollunga..
Kanmani: Avan pesumbothu kasu poguma sir?
Customer care: ??? ??? 

Namma users :  Unga kavalaiya nenacha pullarikkuthu
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 05:16:23 AM

2.

Namma chat vip Thiya Reading in newspaper....

"Microsoft buys Skype for 8.5billion"

Padichittu thalaiya aatite soluranga,

"Loosu pasangala irukanga,avanga free a download panirukalame hehe "
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on December 28, 2011, 05:19:44 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D mudiyallaa ;D ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 05:26:32 AM

3.
Rocking lines of Snow Girl ....

Nee "siruchikitte " irukkanum.,
Nan "Rasichikitte " irukanum.. Ithellam nadakkanumna nee,


"mentala" irukanum,
nan doctora irukkanum..


FTC users : Aha ipadi ethanai peru kelambi irukinga???
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on December 28, 2011, 05:55:30 AM
Ha Ha nalaruku mams :D ana Snow Girl un pvt la sonathai joke nu inga poturukiye avata permission vangitaya :D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 06:06:52 AM

4.
KungfuMaster: Maple ,Indiaku sudhanthiram kidaikalana enna aaiyrukum:-)?
REMO: Madarasa Patnam (AARYA) mathiri ellarkkum oru super figure set aairukum mamu

KungfuMaster: ??? Remonu nick corectathan vachiruka maple nee hehe
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on December 28, 2011, 06:09:26 AM
Yea Duraiyamma mari oru  ponu kidaichurukum intha Gandhi thatha palivaangitar
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on December 28, 2011, 06:12:02 AM
naa irukene........... :D :D


gb sariya solli irukanga rempo paththi nalla therinchu vacgukaangayaa... ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 06:18:19 AM
5.
8th std Class roomla Histry Classla KungfuMaster & Remo…

KungfuMaster: Hey Maple inoru kelvida,Tajmahal Yen Ulaga Athisayamaga Irukirathu??Sollu Parpom

REMO : Athai Alaga oru kadhal chinnama kati irukanga athukka mamu?

KungfuMaster: No Maple, Athu Mattum Than India la Loan Vangama Katina Ore Buildingnu nenaikiren,Athanda.

REMO : Epadi maple ipadiyellam,chance ea ilai poo???
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on December 28, 2011, 06:23:53 AM
aama gab epdi ithrllam thoonaamaa.... wife kooda sanda pootukita... chance illa nalla irukku  ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on December 28, 2011, 06:30:46 AM
Quote from: Global Angel on December 28, 2011, 06:12:02 AM
naa irukene........... :D :D


gb sariya solli irukanga rempo paththi nalla therinchu vacgukaangayaa... ;D

Neekuda than :D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: kanmani on December 28, 2011, 04:27:31 PM
gab  over lolu thaan ungaluku :D

ena mainla kaalikarathu pothaathunu ingaevumaa :D

ungala laam en snake vitu thaan kadikavidanum
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on December 28, 2011, 04:41:12 PM
innathu inga en name engayo irukka pola irukku... allo allooo...
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Yousuf on December 28, 2011, 05:35:55 PM
Yella jokesum nalla irunthuchu gab nalla sirichen yellarum nalla sirichurupanganu nenakiren!

thodarnthu ipdi jokes ah post pannunga!

nanri!
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on December 28, 2011, 08:22:11 PM
kokkamakka ennaya vachi comedy panitu irukaru intha gab, chinaku kuptu poi 4 palliya pudichi avaruku suop pottu kudukanum. apothan avaru kidney nalla valarum, innum nalla comedy poduvaru
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 09:40:13 PM
No: 6


Chinnu : டேய்! ஏன்டா இண்டர்வியூக்கு போகலையா? பாதியிலேயே திரும்பி வந்திட்ட ?

Suresh: “நாலு பேரு கேள்வி கேட்கற மாதிரி நடந்துக்க கூடாதுன்னு “ என் பாட்டி சொன்னது, இண்டர்வியூ ஹாலுக்குள்ள போறதுக்கு முன்னாடி நியாபகத்துக்கு வந்துச்சு அதுதான் திரும்பி வந்திட்டேன் .
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Sree on December 28, 2011, 09:42:23 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

gab machi realy fantastic rombo nalla irutnhathu

inum ungata irunthu yethir pakrom  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 09:45:41 PM
No:7

MEDICAL COLLEGE student  “SNOW GIRL” kita collegela oru kelvi ketanga…
Question: Define "LOVE" and describe in detail.(10 marks)
DEFINITION:
A serious disorder of heart due 2 relationship between men & women that can  sometime cause death of 1 or both depending on d resistance associated

TYPES:
*1way &
*2way

AGE:
Usually occurs in puberty but nowadays can b found in any age group

SITES AFFECTED:
Brain and heart (affected ppl assume that only heart is affected)

RISK FACTORS:
*teenagers,
*boys without sisters,
*girls without brothers
*hostel students.

ETIOLOGY:
*Time pass,
*desire to be loved,
*money & .

SYMPTOMS:
*Tension,
*daydream,
*tachycardia,
*insomnia
*phone addict,
*no concentration

INVESTIGATION:
*diary
*album
*books
*mobile (most confirmatory)

TREATMENT:
*anti therapy by father or brother or mum's chappal or broom..:-D

FTC Users comment: intha pullaiku enna oru arivu hehehe
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on December 28, 2011, 09:58:18 PM
laste one purilaa :(  irunthaalum chinnu joke nice gab ;)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 10:04:48 PM
No:8

விக்கி & சுரேஷ் ரெண்டு பேரும் மதுரைக்கு லீவ் ல வந்திருக்கிற Reyona  பார்க்க போறாங்க , அப்போ ...3 பேரும் மீனாட்சியம்மன் கோவில் போயி சாமி கும்பிடுட்டே வாய் விட்டு வேண்டிகிறாங்க .

விக்கி : கடவுளே! எனக்கு ஒரு ரூம் நிறைய தங்கம் கொடு.
சுரேஷ் : எனக்கு ஒரு ரூம் நிறைய வைரம் கொடு.
ரேயோன் : எனக்கு அந்த ரெண்டு ரூம்களோட சாவியைக்கொடு.
விக்கி- சுரேஷ் : ???? மதுரைகாரனுங்க எவளோ Technicalla Aim Panuranga.. நாம உஷாரா இருக்கனும் கொஞ்சம்.
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on December 28, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
shabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 10:28:58 PM
No:9

KungfuMaster: Maple Yenda Mood Outa iruka?
Remo:Yesterday enda aaloda Mobile  phone Vaangi en name a Epdi save pannirukaalnu pathen,Athula Mood Out aitenda mamu
KungfuMaster:Maple Apdi enna namelada Save pannirundha?
Remo :Time Pass No-3 endu save pannirukalda mamu.Enna kodumandu parungo
KungfuMaster:Bharathiyare ne kanda puthumai pennai parumaiya hehehe
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 28, 2011, 10:35:19 PM
No:10

Eppo parunga  intha DINESH “ thanni adichen, Full adichen”ipadiye ellarukitayum solluratha poruka mudiatha GOD apdi enathan iruku TASMACla apdinu parka oru naal DINESH kudichittu irukira barku ponaru DINESH irukira table la ukantharu.Pavam DINESHKU munnadi ukantu irukiravaruthan GOD nu theriyathu..

First GOD 5 beer order pani kudicharu …

DINESH ithai parthu  “ nama oru ¼ adichittu salambitu irukom, ivan ivalo kudichittu bothai erama irukanenu “…

Aparam GOD 2 full order pani kudicharu..

DINESH appo GOD a parthu ketaru “innuma machi bodhai eralai unaku ?”

GOD hehe nu sirichite innum 2 beer vangi kudicharu, Kudichittu sonnaru DINESH kitta “Nan GOD pa enaku bodhai eraathu”

Udaney Namma DINESH sonnaru GOD kita “ Maple unaku bothai eriduchu “
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on December 29, 2011, 01:57:37 AM
maaple... unakku mara kalandidichu -... kekekeke


super...maams ne time pass 3:D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Saranya on December 29, 2011, 03:32:56 AM
Hi Gab machioo...
Nice comedy  :D
Namma Friendstamilchat la irukka ellarum pathium nalla purinchi vechi irukka nu mattum nalla theriyuthu  8)
Nalla sirichen  :P
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: chinnu on December 29, 2011, 07:46:53 AM
gab intha rose vechi oru comedy ready pannunga ;D :D :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: suresh on December 29, 2011, 01:54:51 PM
gab machi thoongitu iruka singatha thati elupuringala :) :) :) irunga videos ready panren ungaluku :) :) :)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on December 29, 2011, 03:05:15 PM
nan romba busy.... so intha gab ah apparama gavanichikiren... kokkamakka enna kindalu adikiraru nammala vachi...
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: ஸ்ருதி on December 29, 2011, 07:52:33 PM
haha superru :D


gab kulla imbutu thiramaiya(editing than solren)

nice nice.....


Reyon joke and snow joke Highlight  ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 29, 2011, 11:08:23 PM
No:11

(Eppavum snow girl namma vip suresh a kalaichite irukirathu ellarukum theriumthane athe pola ipavum kalaikirangalam )


Medical student Snow Girl’s Rocking Rhymes to Suresh (Sonkish)

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
   
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 29, 2011, 11:12:58 PM
No:12

Rose avanga officeku late a poranga once, Appo…

Boss :  Ean late a varinga officeku ?
Rose : Naan Officeku varra valila Oru boy enna follow panitu vanthitu irunthan sir.
Boss : Athunaala enna ?ne yen ma late ?
Rose : illa sir avan romba slow a follow panitu vanthaan, Athuthan sir late.
Boss : ??? ???
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 29, 2011, 11:17:19 PM
No:13
Remo’s gf remo kita kobama  pesuranga…

Ungala vida Customer Care evlavo Best!
Daily,4 messages, 2 call Avanga pandranga..,
Neeyo,
1 Call illa,1 Msg illa,
1 Mis Call illa,vekkama illa,
Sirikatheenga !
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 29, 2011, 11:21:51 PM
No:14
Suresh romba feelingoda Anu kita soluraru
Suresh: 15 yrs back1 Vadai is 50ps & 1call is 5Rs
Anu : Ama sarithan.
Suresh : But now 1call is 50ps & 1Vadai is 5Rs
Anu: Ama athukku enna?ean feel panurapa ?
Suresh: Technology evalo improve agirukku but enna use?
Vada pochae...!
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on December 29, 2011, 11:27:56 PM
No:15
Lecturer:Who  invented mobile phöne??

Saranya:Enaku theriyathu sir,but yarunu solunga,because, nan kaila always cellphone vachi nonditu irukiratha parthu enga amma sonanga,"cell phone ah kandu pidichavana serupala adikanum "nu


Lecturer:??
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on December 30, 2011, 05:31:31 AM
:D gab onu missing pinala slow aa vanthavanga namekooda ketaru boss... gab nu sonen atha kaanam sensore a:D  ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Swetha on December 30, 2011, 10:42:07 AM

Namma chat vip Thiya Reading in newspaper....

"Microsoft buys Skype for 8.5billion"

Padichittu thalaiya aatite soluranga,

"Loosu pasangala irukanga,avanga free a download panirukalame hehe "

gab idhu supero superb... ftc users elarayum pathi nalla purinju vaichirkenga gab. elame nice  ;) keep rocking  :P
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on December 30, 2011, 12:34:27 PM
Gab athu ena man verum gf nu poturuka :D entha gf nu podu
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on December 30, 2011, 03:39:06 PM
Remo sorry machi, maligai kadai list ellam gab poda mattaru...
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Saranya on December 30, 2011, 05:20:59 PM
Gab  :-[ nan mobile vechittu nondave matten  :-[ enna parthu ippadi sollittiye  :)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 02, 2012, 08:02:35 PM
No:16


Kanmani: Dei ammu ,Sapdurathukku munnadi 1 minute prayer panituthan sapdanum ok va ?

Ammu : Ethukku amma prayer pananum? Veetula ne than samaikirathu ilaiye , Paati thane samaikiranga?

Kanmani: ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 02, 2012, 08:04:28 PM
No:17

Remo: Oru Ponnu Enna Romba Disturb Panra..Mamu. Ennoda Number Eppadi avaluku kidachuthunu theriala.! 
KungfuMaster : Apdiya maple,Avala Yarunu kandu pidikave mudiyalaiya?
Remo : Illa mamu, Naan Yaruku Phone Pannalum avale eduthu.
"NO BALANCE"nu solura.
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on January 02, 2012, 08:12:34 PM
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(

ella smileyum work aaguthanu pathen...
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on January 02, 2012, 08:23:07 PM
Kanmani joke kalakal:D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: suresh on January 04, 2012, 04:32:53 PM
gab machi nalla vella neenga snow vechi enna kalaichatha snow paakala :) :) :) :) :) :)vadai poche 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 06, 2012, 05:40:59 PM
No:18

@ imp’s home , conversation between imp and his dad ..

Dad : Exam result inaiku vanthiduche ennachu pass panitiya ?

Imp : Yea Dad, Exam la pass panniten. Aduthu “arrear” apdinu oru mel padippu padikalamnu iruken dad.


FTC Users Comment : Remba technicalla pesuran  intha paiyan hehe
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 06, 2012, 05:42:49 PM
No:19

AnanYa : hey imp , Unga dadku enna age aguthu ?
Imp :  Same ennoda age than avarukum.
AnanYa : How is it possible ???
Imp :  Nan porathapparam thane avaru Dad anaru. So same age thane.
AnanYa : Aiyoo mudiyalai
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 06, 2012, 05:44:53 PM
No:20

AnanYa College la….

Professor: En nee 2 nala collegeku varala..?
AnanYa : Engaa amma epavume soluvanka " ore idathuku adikadi pona mariyathai irukathunnu" athuthan sir varala..
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 06, 2012, 05:49:06 PM
No:21

AnanYa :Imp unnoda GK epadi irukunu test panuren, Some GK question kekuren ok va?

Imp      : Ok sure. But one thing questions simple a irukanum.

AnanYa: What happened in 1869?

Imp      : Mahatma Gandhi was born.

AnanYa: Very Good. What happened in 1873?

Imp      : Gandhi was four years old.

AnanYa : ??? ??
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 06, 2012, 05:52:12 PM
No:22

At FTC main Lobby…

AnanYa : hey imp oru thathuvam sollu pls.

Imp :
Fan kkum Rekkai Irukku. Paravai kum Rekkai Irukku.
Fan-Ala Parakka Mudiyaathu. Paravai-Ala Sutha Mudiyaathu.
Aaanaa...Fan-A Amukina Suthum. Paravai-A Amukina Kathum

AnanYa : Enaku ippo thalai suthura pola iruku ??? ??? ?
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 06, 2012, 05:59:11 PM
No:23

AnanYa : நேத்து என் Birthdayla, So ஜாதகம் பார்த்தாங்க எனக்கு.என் ஜாதகப்படி எனக்கு அறிவு ரொம்ப ஜாஸ்தியாம்.

Imp       :இப்பவாவது தெரியுதா நான் ஏன் ஜாதகத்தை நம்புறதில்லைன்னு.. ???
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Dharshini on January 06, 2012, 08:02:27 PM
haha thozha sema jokes imp pathi semaya soli iruka really na romba sirichen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Saranya on January 06, 2012, 08:20:20 PM
Gab nice nice,
nalla irukku ur jokes...
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on January 06, 2012, 08:32:07 PM
hahahahaha lampu..... nice ones (F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: imp on January 06, 2012, 09:20:50 PM
gab: Thozhi
Nee Holfboil Sapidura Azhagai Paarthu
Oru Kavithai Thonudhu
Sollava?

Butterfly: ya ya sollu thozha ne sollamah vera yaaru solluvanga :$:$:$:$:$:$

.
.
.
.
gab: oru ara vekkadu
innoru ara
vekkattai
saapidukiradhey!!!!


Butterfly: grrrrrr :@:@:@:@:@
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Swetha on January 06, 2012, 09:26:54 PM
impu  :D gabaye kalaaikrengalaa  ;D nice nice...  ;)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: imp on January 06, 2012, 09:31:47 PM
hehe swetha .. adhu gaba kalaikala gab buttera kalaikiranga:D:D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Swetha on January 06, 2012, 09:35:30 PM
aeppdiyo anda post potadu nenga dane impu  >:(

avunga 2perayum nenga kalaaikchtenga impu  :D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Dharshini on January 06, 2012, 09:39:54 PM
imsai loochu konuduven un joke la pizhai  iruku na en thozhanuku shy panave maten thapu thapa podura case poduven un mela ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: imp on January 06, 2012, 10:03:34 PM
ne shy paninadhu thozhan solla pora kavithaiku dhan butter
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on January 06, 2012, 10:23:21 PM
மிக நன்று gab  ஒவுருத்தர் பேசுறதும் அறிந்து புரிந்து நகைச்சுவையாக சொன்னது நன்று ... :D

imp  உங்கள்  பதிவும் நன்று :)  
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Tamilini on January 07, 2012, 07:45:24 PM
Hahah Gab .. enna mah joke eluthurinka :D

i like twinkle twinkle star with sonkish and mental hospital  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
kalakkiddinka ponka :D

imp and ananya jokes also nice  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: imp on January 07, 2012, 08:56:44 PM
Kanmani: Yenda poonaiyoda kadhula paala oothura?
Ammu: Neenga dhana amma sonneenga, poonai oru vaayilla jeevan endru. Adhan.
Kanmani: ahhh !! :o
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on January 07, 2012, 09:04:27 PM
hahahaha lol.... super impi nalla iruku (F)(F)(F)
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on January 07, 2012, 09:10:10 PM
Shruthi and Sree in LKG class

Shruthi : yenda teacher unga amma  yendha naate sendhavanga nu ketadhuku edhuvum sollama irundha ?

Sree : Na en Thaii Naate kaati kuduka maatein


Shruthi : ???
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Global Angel on January 07, 2012, 10:08:24 PM
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( loosu  


Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: ஸ்ருதி on January 08, 2012, 08:08:26 AM
ananya :D thanks :D and nice
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Sree on January 08, 2012, 11:03:16 AM
oruthar oru paiayana potu adikraru
wife vanthu kekranga

Wife:yenga paiyana potu adikringa
Husband:namma payanuku kalaila than maths soli kuduthen, ipo keta theriyathunu solran
Wife:aiyayoo athu pakathu veetu paiyanga
Husband::?:?:?:?
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Sree on January 08, 2012, 11:03:54 AM
hehe dio nalla iruku unga joke ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: Sree on January 08, 2012, 11:49:02 AM
intha  joke yellam kelvi patrupinganu ninaikren

Characters:imp, remo, master

ivanga moonu perum oru 15floor appartment la irukanga, appartment rules inana, after 12 ku vantha lift work agathu (appartment rules off paniduvanga),so ivaga 3 perum oru party muduchutu late night varanga lift work agala, so 3 perum steps la nadakka mudivu panranga,
8th floor poitu irukanga apo

remo:ungaluku onu theriyuma?
imp and master:inada?
remo:veetuku vanga solren

veetuku poitanga(15th floor)
imp and master:remo 8th floor la yetho onu solanumnu soniye inada?
remo:illa veetu key ya maranthu keelaye vachutu vanthuten
 ok nu keela poi key ya yeduka poranga

on 7th floor
master:ungaluku onu theriyuma?
imp and remo:inada
master:keela vanga solren

ground floor reach agitanga
imp and remo:master 7th floor la yetho onu soniye da inada?
master:illa veetu door ah key ilamaye open panalam

ok nu 15th floor marupadiyum poranga
on the 8th floor la
imp:onu solava?
remo and master:inada
imp veetuku vanga solren

after reaching 15th floor
remo and master :imp 8th floor la yetho solavanthiye da inada?
imp:illa namma veedu pakathu apparment la iruku, mathi inga vanthutom
 
remo and master::??????
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on January 08, 2012, 12:34:29 PM
Mama nanga onnum theriyaama apartment mari pokala:D antha apartmet la oru fig irukunu therunchu than ponom :D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on January 10, 2012, 02:48:05 AM
dai remo ithellam poi avankita solitu iruka...apram Sreeyum antha pigure ah sight adika vanthura poran... nama mathi mathi yethuku athana floor erunomnu yarukum theriya kudathu velila sollatha
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on January 10, 2012, 02:49:54 AM
Master feel panatha mams sree nalavan :D naama sight adikurom nu therunchaley antha pona avan sister nu than soluvan
Sree rompa rompa nalapayan  
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on January 10, 2012, 02:50:49 AM
right da.. but publicla ipadi solla kudathu machi.. apram ellarum namma method ah follow pannuvanga
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on January 10, 2012, 02:53:37 AM
Ok mams nee sona ok :D periyavanga sona perumaaley sona mathiri so ethuthu pesa kudathunu sethu pona en paatti soliruku So nee ethu sonalum ok  

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Posted by: Remo
« on: January 08, 2012, 12:34:29 PM »

Mama nanga onnum theriyaama apartment mari pokala:D antha apartmet la oru fig irukunu therunchu than ponom


ithai padichavanga elam maranthudungapa
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: KungfuMaster on January 10, 2012, 02:55:56 AM
ivanalaam kooda vachikitu oru vishayam seirathuku pathila oru mic set pottu naamale solirukalam pola
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: RemO on January 10, 2012, 02:57:25 AM
Master  :D :D :D
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 10, 2012, 10:22:06 PM
Nice jokes   imp,Ananya & sree :D keep rocking...
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 10, 2012, 10:24:41 PM

NO:24
Kanmani’s son ammu  in his class room.

Teacher: A.B.C.D la motham ethana eluthukkal?
Ammu: 4 letters sir.
Teacher: dai, A.B.C.D mattum illa, mothama sollu
Ammu :  52 sir
Teacher : ennada sollura
Ammu : Ama sir chinna  abcd 26, peria ABCD 26
(Kanmani : cha en paiyan evalo brilliant parunga )
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 10, 2012, 10:26:10 PM

No:25

Kanmani’s son ammu  in his class room.

Teacher: Whats your mother's name?
Ammu: Mummy
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 10, 2012, 10:27:59 PM

No:26

KungfuMaster : Dei Maple oru figure aachum set pananumnu figures pinnadiye suthitu thirinjiye ethachum improvement theriyutha ?

Remo : Illa mamu, Aana onnu   Enna dhaan figaru sevappa irundhaalum,
ava nizhal karuppa dhan irukkumnu therinjikiten mamu

KungfuMaster : ??? ???
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: gab on January 10, 2012, 10:32:34 PM
No:27

KungfuMaster :Vairu valikuthunu 3days before doctor kita consult pana poniye enna sonnaru doctor ?
Remo: Mamu enaku ulseramda.Naan daily hostella sapdurathalathan ulcer vanthirukkunu sonnaruda.
KungfuMaster: So sad maple. Ippo enga sapdura nee?
Remo: Ipo ellam nan  veetukku parcel vaangittu poye sapduren mamu.
KungfuMaster : ??? ?
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on January 10, 2012, 11:37:12 PM
hahaha.... nice one lampu... i liked the joke no 26 the most...lol remo and kunfumaster
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on January 10, 2012, 11:41:52 PM
Imp and Sree in FTC main

Imp: Dai Naalaiku nan cinemaku poren variya da
Sree: Mudinja varen da
Imp: Mudinja piragu yenda vara? Padam arambikum bothu vaada.
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on May 09, 2012, 04:18:11 PM
Cintoo LKG A: Machan Naan romba upset ah irukaen da

Tintoo LKG B: Yaen da veetla edhuna problema???

Cintoo LKG A: Illa da nethu slate vaanga spencer poirundhan… anga oru sema figure, sumar ondra vayasu irkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaila virala vachutu enna paathu oru look vituchey paaru… iyyoooooooo…….

Tintoo LKG B: appram enna aachu???

Cintoo LKG A: Appram enna… enga appan adha paathutu poramaila en thalaila narukunu oru kottu vachan, kovathula rendu naala na cerelac kuda sapduradhu illa….

Tintoo LKG B: Indha appangalae ippadithanda poramaila alaivanga… nee dont worry machan nalaiku andha ponna thottiloda thukrom!!!
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on May 09, 2012, 04:38:14 PM
In FTC main ...

Remo :Ammuni oru doubt... Heart attack na ena nu teriyuma ?

Rose : Ya nalla teriyum maams

Rose :Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum.

Remo : mm ammuni :$

Rose :Aval Sirithal- un bp increas aagum.

Rose :Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum,
          face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.

Remo :super ammuni... aprum :$:$:$

Rose :Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni……

Rose :“Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla

Rose :“Dum” nu oru satham kekkum paar,
          Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Remo : :o unnai poye ketein paaru :-\ ena sollanum (unai ellam ivolo neram pesa vittadhe thappu ammuni  :-\ :-\ :-[ >:(
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on May 09, 2012, 04:45:26 PM
In exam hall, Imp asked Shruthi,
Imp :‘Tell me d starting of Dis answer. I’ll den manage on my own’.
After long hesitation silently Shruthi said,
‘THE’.
Imp: Ellam en neram Shruthi :-\.
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on May 09, 2012, 04:52:42 PM
Gab ku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Gab :“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”

Officer : :-\ :-\plan pani thaan panuranga ya ellatheyum
Title: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
Post by: AnAnYa on May 09, 2012, 04:58:59 PM
In FTC main

Shruthi : rose free ya irundha oru thathuvam solu di...

Rose : ena di ipadi dheedirunu ketutte.... seri unnakaga onnu sollurein ketukko

Rose :Enna Than Pasanga
         150 CC pulsar
         160 CC Apache
         180 CC Cbz
         225 CC karisma Bike’a Vaanginalum
         .
         .
         .
         Adhu 80 CC Scooty Ku Pinaditan Pogum.

Shruthi :  :o ::)