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Rita Rudner Quotes(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Rita_Rudner.jpg/220px-Rita_Rudner.jpg)
An American comedienne, writer and actress. Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress.
Here are some famous quotes by Rita Rudner.
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Men in high levels of government seldom surf.
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Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
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Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
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If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
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Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
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Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and boughr jewelry.
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Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well it's cheaper and you get more feet.
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Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours free Retin-A.
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Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.