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Title: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:01:58 PM
Rita Rudner Quotes

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An American comedienne, writer and actress.
Rita Rudner (born September 17, 1953) is an American comedienne, writer and actress.

Here are some famous quotes by  Rita Rudner.

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Men in high levels of government seldom surf.
Title: Re: ~ Rita Rudner Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:02:35 PM
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:03:10 PM
Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:03:40 PM
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:04:09 PM
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:04:37 PM
If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:05:10 PM
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:05:42 PM
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:06:12 PM
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:06:39 PM
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:07:16 PM
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:07:43 PM
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:08:15 PM
All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:10:34 PM
Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:11:02 PM
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:11:30 PM
My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:11:56 PM
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:12:23 PM
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:13:14 PM
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and boughr jewelry.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:13:52 PM
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:14:28 PM
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:15:02 PM
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well it's cheaper and you get more feet.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:15:33 PM
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:16:05 PM
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:16:35 PM
Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours free Retin-A.
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Post by: MysteRy on August 21, 2015, 02:17:00 PM
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.