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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/PJ_O%27Rourke_1.jpg/220px-PJ_O%27Rourke_1.jpg)
An American political satirist, journalist, writer, and author. Patrick Jake "P. J." O'Rourke (born November 14, 1947) is an American political satirist, journalist, writer, and author. O'Rourke is the H. L. Mencken Research Fellow at the Cato Institute and is a regular correspondent for The Atlantic Monthly, The American Spectator, and The Weekly Standard, and frequent panelist on National Public Radio's game show Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!. In the United Kingdom, he is known as the face of a long-running series of television advertisements for British Airways in the 1990s.
Here are some famous quotes by P. J. O'Rourke.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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Everybody knows how to raise children except the people who have them.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is in a democracy the whores are us.
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life but only a fool trusts either of them.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
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Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.
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A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relation. Then you can not only be nothing you can do nothing too.
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Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380 SL convertible.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side the catastrophe is still there.
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The good news is that according to the Obama administration the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that according to the Obama administration you're rich.
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There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter taller richer and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.