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Title: ~ Ogden Nash Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:07:30 AM
Ogden Nash Quotes

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An American poet well known for his light verse.
Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, the New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry".

Here are some famous quotes by  Ogden Nash.

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Parsely is gharsley.
Title: Re: ~ Ogden Nash Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:09:45 AM
Purity is obscurity.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:11:50 AM
If called by a panther Don't anther.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:14:24 AM
In the world of mules there are no rules.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:17:01 AM
Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:19:44 AM
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:22:35 AM
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:25:06 AM
Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:28:17 AM
You are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:31:09 AM
Progress might have been all right once but it's gone on too long.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:38:02 AM
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:41:28 AM
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:45:26 AM
Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:49:36 AM
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 11:53:57 AM
Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:17:14 PM
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:25:07 PM
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:30:24 PM
Here lies my past Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids I wouldn't have missed it.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:33:43 PM
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:37:10 PM
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:41:22 PM
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:45:13 PM
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:49:39 PM
Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:53:50 PM
Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 01:57:25 PM
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
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Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2015, 02:03:41 PM
There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.