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Ogden Nash Quotes(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/Ogden_Nash.jpg/220px-Ogden_Nash.jpg)
An American poet well known for his light verse. Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19, 1902 – May 19, 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse. At the time of his death in 1971, the New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry".
Here are some famous quotes by Ogden Nash.
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Parsely is gharsley.
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Purity is obscurity.
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If called by a panther Don't anther.
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In the world of mules there are no rules.
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Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
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Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
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You are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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Progress might have been all right once but it's gone on too long.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
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Poets aren't very useful because they aren't consumeful or very produceful.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
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Here lies my past Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids I wouldn't have missed it.
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Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends.
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If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
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Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else and usually is.
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Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
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There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends.