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Phyllis Diller Quotes(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Phyllis_diller_2-25-2007.jpg/220px-Phyllis_diller_2-25-2007.jpg)
An American actress and comedienne. Phyllis Diller (born Phyllis Ada Driver; July 17, 1917) is an American actress and comedienne. She created a stage persona of a wild-haired, eccentrically-dressed housewife who makes jokes about a husband named "Fang" while pretending to smoke from a long cigarette holder. Diller's trademark is her unusual laugh.
Here are some famous quotes by Phyllis Diller.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
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I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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In most states you can get a driver's license when you're sixteen years old which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane.