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Title: ~ Peter de Vries Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:40:12 AM
Peter de Vries Quotes

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An American editor and novelist known for his satiric wit.
Peter De Vries (February 27, 1910 - September 28, 1993) was an American editor and novelist known for his satiric wit. He has been described by the philosopher Daniel Dennett as "probably the funniest writer on religion ever"

Here are some famous quotes by  Peter de Vries.

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Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Title: Re: ~ Peter de Vries Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:41:11 AM
The rich aren't like us they pay less taxes.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:41:38 AM
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:42:07 AM
Gluttony is an emotional escape a sign something is eating us.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:42:34 AM
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:43:02 AM
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:43:31 AM
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist - I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:44:00 AM
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality but must live with a character.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:44:27 AM
The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination but the combination is locked up in the safe.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:44:56 AM
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
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Post by: MysteRy on June 20, 2015, 11:45:19 AM
Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.