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Title: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:07:37 PM

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:07:59 PM

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:08:37 PM

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:08:59 PM

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:09:21 PM

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:09:48 PM

CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:10:10 PM

SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:10:31 PM

OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:11:12 PM

YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:11:43 PM

EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:12:06 PM

DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:12:51 PM

OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:13:15 PM

MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:13:39 PM

FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:14:05 PM

BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:14:33 PM

POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later

Title: Re: ~ Wonderfully described definitions ~
Post by: MysteRy on April 30, 2015, 08:14:56 PM

DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!