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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:26:16 PM

Title: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:26:16 PM
Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww ... Thanks
 Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:26:42 PM
Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."

Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"

Boy: "No, Two Faced"
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:27:06 PM
boy: how do i play the guitar????
 girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
 boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:27:28 PM
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:27:48 PM
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
 ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
 pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
 phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:28:09 PM
Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
 koi acha kam kia hota
 to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:28:53 PM
No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:29:31 PM
Where r u?
 U r u not replying?
 I m worried coz todays paper
 I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
 has been severely injured.
 So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:29:52 PM
God thought that since
 he couldn't b everywhere
 he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
 he couldn't be everywhere
 he made a mother-in-law.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:30:12 PM
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
 Just a second, don't misunderstand.
 CUTE means:
 Creating
 Useless
 Troubles
 Everywhere..
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:30:34 PM
When somebody who is deeply
 in Love with you tells that
 You are
 cute, beautiful, & angelic,
 I agree. That's true,
 Believe me,
 I swear because love is definitely blind
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:30:55 PM
SomeOne..
 MiSSES U..
 NeeDS U..
 Worries About U
 Lonely Without U
 Guess Who?
 THE MONKEY IN
 ... THE ZOO ..
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:31:19 PM
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
 But I can't send you all of them,
 It will take a lot of time,
 So I'm sending you just 1 joke
 .
 .
 .
 "You are so beautiful
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:31:39 PM
Teacher : U failure !
 At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
 Student : Mind u, Sir,
 but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:32:12 PM
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
 Mouse
 BIRD
 Monkey
 and
 .
 .
 .
 ! U
2
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:32:34 PM
Most people have 5 senses.
 Some people have 6 senses.
 But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:32:54 PM
Question: Why do men chase women
 when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
 when they have no intention of driving.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:33:17 PM
In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:33:39 PM
Plz call me,
 its urgent.
 Ek accident ho gaya hai.
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
 Plz mana mat karna
 .
 .
 Warna
 .
 .
 GADHA mar jayega
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:34:00 PM
U r Ultimate
 U r Lovely
 U r Likable
 U r Unique
 In short ......
 U r ULLU !!!
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:34:21 PM
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
 that is ignorance!

&
 When i look at u & i don't laugh,
 thats called self control:-)
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:34:55 PM
Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:37:07 PM
I just feel u....
 
Whenever I feel u....
 I just miss u .....
 Whenever i miss u ....
 I just wanna See u ....
 Do u know why.......
 
It's juts because ............
 
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:38:26 PM
Taste this SMS
 Did u feel da taste of ginger?
 No?
 Sure?
 Well.....
 BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:38:51 PM
Read each word Reversely:
 
A'
 suomaF
 rotcoD
 dloT
 eM
 tahT
 ylnO
 latneM
 stneitaP
 evaH
 ehT
 tnelaT
 oT
 daeR
 $M$
 revenehW
 stI
 nettirW
 '...ylesreveR
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:39:13 PM
Your network tariff has changed!
 Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
 The smaller the cheaper!
 Congrats You can make free calls!
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:39:34 PM
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
 They said,
 "We want 2 disturb some good person."
 I suggest them your name.
 They said,
 "We cannot disturb our boss."
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:39:57 PM
Press down if you think you are MAD,
 I can't believe u did that!
 Again?
 For God Sake!
 Why u still doing it?
 Truth is out now!
 MENTAL CASE:P
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
 Apna samjho ya baigana,
 
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
 Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
 
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
 Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
 
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:40:44 PM
God has given many qualities to you,
 Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
 And many more......this is call as
 "Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:41:08 PM
U r a nice person...
 but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
 1st. pray to God so that u can live....
 2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:41:28 PM
6 truths of life:-
 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
 3. The first truth is a lie.
 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot.
 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:41:49 PM
When u feel sad....
 To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
 "damn I am really so cute"
 u will overcome your sadness.
 But don't make this a habit.....
 Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:42:12 PM
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
 I put my dog out of the window,
 u put ur face out,
 then people started shouting
 'TWINS TWINS'
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
What? is a difference between
 a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
 A car is too dear and
 A monkey is U dear.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:43:02 PM
My eyes detected
 My heart reacted
 Thousand were rejected &
 Only you were selected.
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 .
 Because I needed a monkey
 for an advertisement.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:43:26 PM
Today is an international day
 for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
 sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done‚¦‚¦‚¦
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:44:12 PM
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
 You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
 Mental hospital is not so far.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:44:38 PM
What is the difference between
 Monkey & Donkey ?
 Monkey saves this message
 &
 Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs........:p
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:45:08 PM
Fa=40/
 Rexona=35/
 Safeguard=30/
 Lux=40/
 lifeboy=15/
 Silk=30/
 Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:45:33 PM
How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don't dare talk in front of my back!
 2.Both of u three get out of the class!
 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
 6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
 7.Quiet! The principal just passed away...
 8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
 9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I'm here?
 10.Ur talking bad habbit.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:46:08 PM
Yash Johar is producing a new film
 & is searching 4 new talent.
 I've suggested ur name.
 Pls go & meet him.
 The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:46:31 PM
What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
 I-insaan
 N-nahi
 G-gadha
 H-hai.
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:46:52 PM
Hey friend remember that
 without stupidity there can be no wisdom
 & without ugliness there can be no beauty
 so the world needs YOU after all!
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:47:19 PM
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
 an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
 a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
 but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Title: Re: Insult SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 11:47:58 PM
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
 Stars+moon = A romantic night.
 Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
 U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.