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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:10:03 AM

Title: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:10:03 AM
Love Happens Automatically.
 .
 .
 .
 Manual Working Of It
 Is Called Flirting :D
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:11:04 AM
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :D
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:11:25 AM
What is the height of Flirting?
 When your love letter starts with
 "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:12:03 AM
twinkle Twinkle little star,
 teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
 ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:12:25 AM
My heart problem has
 reached a critical stage.
 That doctor says:
 There r only 2 options left‚¦
 ICU
 Or
 U C Me.
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:13:03 AM
Be careful
 when
 a gal tells u that
 she loves u
 from the bottom of her heart.
 For this may mean
 that there is
 still enough space
 for another boy
 on top!
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:13:30 AM
I always think about U.
 I cant live without U.
 I really need U.
 I am totally mad about U.
 I just wanna be with U.
 I am crazy 4 U.
 I wanna marry U.
 I LOVE U.

U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:13:53 AM
I Love U
 I Love U
 I Love U
 I Love U
 I Love U
 I Love U
 I Love U
 Don't be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:14:14 AM
Government of Pakistan has
 introduced a new rule...
 Good looking people should be
 thrown out of country!!!
 U r safe..
 oh! No where should I Hide???
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:14:50 AM
A - U'r Attractive
 B - U'r D Best
 C - U'r Cute
 D - U'r Dear 2 me
 E - U'r Excellent
 F - U'r Funny
 G - U'r Gud Looking
 H - He He He
 I - I'm
 J - Just
 K - Kidding
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:15:31 AM
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
 Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
 Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
 Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:15:58 AM
By expecting a negative answer,
 Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
 the boy reply a negative answer:
 "Nothing of these, I haven't done."
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:16:24 AM
Aftr engagemnt!
 Girl:
 Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
 Oho what do u mean,
 if i m on diet,
 that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:16:47 AM
Love is an illusion!
 Its a highly dependency disorder
 of weak hearted people..
 .
 .
 .
 .
 People with strong hearts
 believe in FLIRTING :p
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:17:13 AM
I want u ...
 To be with me In a nice Restaurent
 To have candle light dinner.... &
 to say those sweet three words to U....
 "Pay The Bill"
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:17:45 AM
AM I CUTE? TEST
 call, if i m cute
 miss call, if i m gorgeous
 Text back if i m pretty
 Text a joke if i m charming
 Just ignore if u r jealous
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:18:11 AM
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
 A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
 Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:18:34 AM
Why do girls look beautiful?
 is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:19:00 AM
A smile to put you on high...
 A kiss to set your soul alright...
 Would it be alright if
 I spent tonight being loved by you?
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:19:27 AM
I heard that good looks can kill...
 .
 .
 .
 .
 So, please don't look at me
 .
 .
 .
 .
 I don't wanna see you die.!!!
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:20:11 AM
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
 if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
 if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
 but if sumone calls u "cute"
 .
 .
 .
 .
 lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
 mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:20:48 AM
Rose
 Lotus
 Tulip
 Orchid
 Sunflower
 Jasmin
 Lilly
 All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
 Kyun K
 Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
Title: Re: Flirt SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 20, 2011, 05:21:30 AM
Love bears all things,
 Love believes all things,
 Love hopes all things,
 and most precious of all,
 Love endures all things.
 Come we love and make things happy.