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Title: ~ Lenny Bruce Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 20, 2015, 11:37:04 AM
Lenny Bruce Quotes

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A Jewish-American comedian, social critic and satirist.
Leonard Alfred Schneider (October 13, 1925 – August 3, 1966), better known by the stage name Lenny Bruce, was a Jewish-American comedian, social critic and satirist. His 1964 conviction in an obscenity trial was followed by a posthumous pardon, the first in New York state history.

Here are some famous quotes by Lenny Bruce.

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The whole motivation for any performer is 'Look at me Ma.'
Title: Re: ~ Lenny Bruce Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 20, 2015, 11:38:02 AM
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
Title: Re: ~ Lenny Bruce Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 20, 2015, 11:38:39 AM
I won't say ours was a tough school but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going to Be if I Grow Up.'
Title: Re: ~ Lenny Bruce Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 20, 2015, 11:39:26 AM
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.