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Title: ~ Laurence J. Peter Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:26:58 AM
Laurence J. Peter Quotes

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An educator and "hierarchiologist", best known to the general public for the formulation of the Peter Principle.
Dr. Laurence Johnston Peter (September 16, 1919 - January 12, 1990) was an educator and "hierarchiologist", best known to the general public for the formulation of the Peter Principle.

Here are some famous quotes by Laurence J. Peter.

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He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:27:39 AM
If two wrongs don't make a right try three.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:28:33 AM
When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:29:30 AM
Early to bed early to rise work like hell and advertise.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:31:57 AM
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:33:33 AM
Fortune knocks but once but misfortune has much more patience.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:34:55 AM
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:47:16 AM
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:49:05 AM
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:50:47 AM
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it and the rest of us.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:57:07 AM
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 10:59:01 AM
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:01:46 AM
Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:11:11 AM
Conscience: That which makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:13:53 AM
Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:21:59 AM
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:46:34 AM
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:49:22 AM
If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:50:37 AM
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 11:52:29 AM
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:00:04 PM
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:00:42 PM
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:01:18 PM
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:01:51 PM
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:02:23 PM
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:03:08 PM
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:03:51 PM
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind what is the significance of a clean desk?
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:04:22 PM
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:05:07 PM
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did and those who did and never thought.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:05:39 PM
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:06:27 PM
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:07:10 PM
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
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Post by: MysteRy on February 17, 2015, 01:07:45 PM
You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.