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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:47:15 PM

Title: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:47:15 PM
Larry David Quotes

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An American actor, writer, comedian, and producer.
Lawrence Eugene "Larry" David (born July 2, 1947) is an American actor, writer, comedian, and producer. He is best known as the co-creator and co-writer of Seinfeld, and for starring as a semi-fictionalised version of himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Here are some famous quotes by Larry David.

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I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
Title: Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:48:41 PM
I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers, I have no problem with.
Title: Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:49:35 PM
Why not just pray for the TV? Why even have someone come in and fix the television?
Title: Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:50:48 PM
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
Title: Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:51:52 PM
I don't tell my wife anything. I don't confide in her. I don't trust anybody. I just treat her like an acquaintance.
Title: Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:54:44 PM
Do you think we really needed Alaska and Hawaii? They gotta ruin everything. They ruined the continental United States. Ruined it!
Title: Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:56:13 PM
I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
Title: Re: ~ Larry David Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on February 14, 2015, 10:57:23 PM
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.