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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:53:28 PM

Title: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:53:28 PM
True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
 For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
 And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss'
 But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:54:10 PM
Kiss is fly from lips,
 Lips is wet also kiss,
 Dont miss a kiss
 it is a valve of this,
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:55:01 PM
Best Reply Ever By a Girl
 When She Is Asked For a Kiss
 By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo :p
 Just do it :p
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:55:37 PM
Specially dedicated to boys:
 A kiss is like a stamp,
 Once u stamp a gal,
 she wouldn't go anywhere else

Guys r like stamp paper,
 jitne bhi lagao kum hai
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
Question : Why do girls close
 their eyes while kissing a guy?
 Guess‚¦
 Guess
 .
 .
 .
 Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
 ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:56:18 PM
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
 when he came back at home
 mom asked
 kahaan gaey they ?
 boy:us se milney
 mom: kis liye?
 boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:56:39 PM
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
 not like nike just do it,
 not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
 but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:57:20 PM
Smile is the 2nd best thing
 you can do with your Lips.
 What is first thing? ..??..
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:57:40 PM
I Want A KISS
 Plz KISS Me
 Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
 Foran Karo
 Jaldi Karo Na
 K
 I
 S
 S
 U Know KISS
 Means
 K-Koi
 I-Intresting
 S-SMS
 S-Send Karo
 So
 KISS Me!!
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:58:01 PM
Kiss is the key of love.
 Love is the key of marriage.
 Marriage is the box of children.
 Children are problem of pakistan.
 So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:58:26 PM
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
 Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
 Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
 But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:58:47 PM
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
 K=KISS
 I=IS
 S=SO
 S=SWEET
 M=MISS
 I=IS
 S=SO
 S=SEXY
 THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:59:09 PM
What kisses mean!
 KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
 KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
 KISS ON NECK=i want u,
 KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
 KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=....
 lets not get carried away!
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:59:28 PM
A page is yellow
 in which you will find a fellow
 who will kiss you under the pillow.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 18, 2011, 11:59:49 PM
A kiss is something
 you cannot give without taking
 and cannot take without giving.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:03:24 AM
Kiss Definition in Physics:-
 "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies"

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
 "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:04:27 AM
What is the kiss in view.......
 Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips"
 Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND
 is always higher than SUPPLY"
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:04:50 AM
I'm with you reading this ,
 Looking at your eyes and your lips,
 Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
 Making love to you in every kiss.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:05:12 AM
I stair into your beautiful brown eyes,
 I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body.
 And as I brush the hair out of your face,
 I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek,
 as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster.

As you run your hands through my hair
 I lean towards you,
 I breathe you in.
 And when our eyes close, our lips meet.

Our kiss is soft and wet,
 smooth and warm,
 sensuous and passionate.

The kiss hits our whole bodies like a tidal wave.
 We both feel all of our emotion at once,
 its a feeling words cant describe.
 As we pull away, you look into my eyes
 and I look into yours,
 we smile realizing that was our first kiss,

And it wasnt going to be our last.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:05:32 AM
Any man who can drive safely
 while kissing a pretty girl
 is simply not giving the kiss
 the attention it deserves.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:05:52 AM
Never KISS a lady police,
 She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
 She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
 She will say, repeat it 5 time

Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:06:15 AM
A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
 A Question Mark (?)
 Or
 An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That's Basic Spelling
 That Every Woman
 Ought To Know
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:07:10 AM
Love is blind
 Be very kind
 When I kiss you
 Please don't mind
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:07:50 AM
Kiss me and you will see stars ....
 Love me and I will give them to you.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:08:12 AM
Whats life ?
 Life is love.

Whats love ?
 Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
 Come here and I show you.
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:08:42 AM
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
 if fun was time id send u hrs,
 if u needed a friend id send u me!
 *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:09:07 AM
People say
 A blessed KISS is on HEAD

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

A romantic KISS is on NECK

But seriously

HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it:p
Title: Re: Kiss SMS
Post by: Global Angel on December 19, 2011, 12:09:27 AM
A peach is a peach.
 A plum is a plum.
 A kiss is not a kiss
 unless its with tongues...