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Title: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:38:28 AM
Joe E. Lewis Quotes

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An American comedian and singer.
Joe E. Lewis (January 12, 1902 – 4 June 1971), born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer.

Here are some famous quotes by Joe E. Lewis. 

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I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Title: Re: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:39:03 AM
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
Title: Re: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.
Title: Re: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:40:02 AM
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
Title: Re: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:40:30 AM
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Title: Re: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:40:58 AM
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.
Title: Re: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:41:27 AM
I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
Title: Re: ~ Joe E. Lewis Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 17, 2014, 11:41:53 AM
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.