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An Emmy Award-winning American comedian, television personality and actress. Joan Alexandra Molinsky Sanger Rosenberg, widely known as Joan Rivers (born June 8, 1933), is an Emmy Award-winning American comedian, television personality and actress. She is known for her brash manner; her loud, raspy voice with a heavy New York accent; and her numerous cosmetic surgeries. Rivers's comic style relies heavily on poking fun at herself and other celebrities, mostly about their fashion sense, or according to her, the lack thereof.
Here are some famous quotes by Joan Rivers.
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Never floss with a stranger.
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Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
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He has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Diets like clothes should be tailored to you.
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He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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I take him to McDonald's just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.
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It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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I hate Billings Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck - no models. You open a catalog and point.
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I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and thanks to television you can shop in bed.
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We Can't Afford to Doubt Ourselves I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door I'll go through another door-or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.