FTC Forum

Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: MysteRy on December 08, 2014, 04:50:08 PM

Title: ~ Jerry Seinfeld Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 08, 2014, 04:50:08 PM
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

(https://friendstamilchat.in/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F2%2F2c%2FJerry_Seinfeld_by_David_Shankbone.jpg%2F220px-Jerry_Seinfeld_by_David_Shankbone.jpg&hash=1d423f6d9305174bb478e5bff5c326317e19beef)
An American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television and film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the situation comedy Seinfeld, which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.
Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and television and film producer, best known for playing a semi-fictional version of himself in the situation comedy Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David, and, in the show's final two seasons, co-executive-produced.

Here are some famous quotes by Jerry Seinfeld. 

(https://friendstamilchat.in/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee319%2FCAPSEC%2Farrow-down.gif&hash=68187670aa1ca20192157824d400b79f12b54105)


It's good to play and you must keep in practice.
Title: Re: ~ Jerry Seinfeld Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 08, 2014, 04:50:39 PM
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
Title: Re: ~ Jerry Seinfeld Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 08, 2014, 04:51:08 PM
There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.
Title: Re: ~ Jerry Seinfeld Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 08, 2014, 04:51:39 PM
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'
Title: Re: ~ Jerry Seinfeld Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on December 08, 2014, 04:52:05 PM
The number-one fear in life is public speaking and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.