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An American stand-up comedian and television host.James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American stand-up comedian and television host.
Here are some famous quotes by Jay Leno.
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My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.
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They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?
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You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills Dad's Third Wife Day.
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
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L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.
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Let me give you an idea how long ago they got married. You know where they met? . . . At a Cubs World Series game.
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You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot live in a coed dorm have a girl. But you couldn't have a . . . hot plate!
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Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake boobs and bad toupees.
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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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As a politician he does everything to keep out of trouble often by not asking questions. However it does bother him that every time the doorbell rings his maid hides in the dryer.