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An American stand-up comedian.Jackie Mason (born June 9, 1936) is an American stand-up comedian.
Here are some famous quotes by Jackie Mason.
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Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .