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Homer Simpson Quotes(https://friendstamilchat.in/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fthumb%2F0%2F02%2FHomer_Simpson_2006.png%2F212px-Homer_Simpson_2006.png&hash=f48b170b82604835f6cc7ba0009d6ab1e3b24daf)
A fictional main character in the animated television series The Simpsons and the father of the eponymous family. Homer Jay Simpson is a fictional main character in the animated television series The Simpsons and the father of the eponymous family. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta and first appeared on television, along with the rest of his family, in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987. Homer was created and designed by cartoonist Matt Groening while he was waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been called to pitch a series of shorts based on his comic strip Life in Hell but instead decided to create a new set of characters. He named the character after his father, Homer Groening. After appearing for three seasons on The Tracey Ullman Show, the Simpson family got their own series on Fox that debuted December 17, 1989.
Here are some famous quotes by Homer Simpson.
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If he's so smart how come he's dead?
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I'm not popular enough to be different.
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English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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Kids just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
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I've got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky & The Pope combined!
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Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat?
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I'm not normally a religious man but if you're up there save me Superman!
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I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon! What was his name? Apollo Creed?
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'
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No no no Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
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The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
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Look all I'm saying is if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.
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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city keeping its SPEED over fifty and if its SPEED dropped it would explode! I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'
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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy I thought it would be fun and zany like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.
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Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah stay out of my booze!