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Entertainment => நகைச்சுவை - Jokes => Topic started by: SioNa on September 29, 2014, 07:11:30 AM
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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PLACES OF INDIA :
Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..
That's MUMBAI..
Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..
That's DELHI.
Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else."
That's BANGALORE..
Scenario 4 : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..
You are definitely in GOA...
Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. Now 50 guys are fighting..
You are in PUNJAB.
Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them..
You are in BIHAR..
Scenario 7 : Two guys fighting. First guy started beating the second guy, the Third guy comes and joins with first guy and bet the second guy without knowing anything..
You are right.. You are in TAMILNADU
Last Scenario : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there..
That is KERALA ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Awesome !! Particularly, Kerala :D :D ipdi tea stall pottu dhan, Nair Tea famous ah irukku :D
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yea..they are known for their hardwork!!!! :)