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A British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners", short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. Henry "Henny" Youngman (originally German surname Junggman) (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners", short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife—please".
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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You can't buy love but you can pay heavily for it.
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Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
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I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
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I take my wife everywhere but she keeps finding her way back.
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I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
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I wanted to become an atheist but I gave it up. They have no holidays.
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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late.
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My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love a little affection a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house that's what it means.