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An American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit.Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers.
Here are some famous quotes by Groucho Marx.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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I've had a wonderful time but this wasn't it.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Anyone can get old all you have to do is live long enough.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
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No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member.
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I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child.
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes' you know he is crooked.
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When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.
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Since my little daughter is only half Jewish would it be alright if she went into the pool only up to her waist?
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble finding it everywhere diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.