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An American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author, who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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As a matter of principle I never attend the first annual anything.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
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Honesty may be the best policy but it's important to remember that apparently by elimination dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us do they?
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree something is wrong.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own so both of them together is certain death.