FTC Forum

Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:20:58 AM

Title: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:20:58 AM
George Burns Quotes

(https://friendstamilchat.in/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F1%2F14%2FGeorge_Burns_Allan_Warren.tif%2Flossy-page1-220px-George_Burns_Allan_Warren.tif.jpg&hash=d26851d93b46d8d18cbdb2daee6d4c8ff4319cd6)
An American comedian, actor, and writer.
George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer.

Here are some famous quotes by George Burns.

(https://friendstamilchat.in/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi228.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fee319%2FCAPSEC%2Farrow-down.gif&hash=68187670aa1ca20192157824d400b79f12b54105)


I spent a year in that town one Sunday.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:21:36 AM
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:22:03 AM
Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:22:33 AM
You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:23:00 AM
With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:23:25 AM
The secret of acting is sincerity. If you can fake that you've got it made.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:23:52 AM
Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family... in another city.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:24:19 AM
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:25:10 AM
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:25:43 AM
I would rather be a failure doing something I love than be a sucess doing something I hate.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:26:14 AM
In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that the rest is easy.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:26:49 AM
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:27:17 AM
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:27:44 AM
I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:28:18 AM
When you stop giving and offering something to the rest of the world it's time to turn out the lights.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:28:48 AM
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:29:17 AM
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:29:43 AM
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
Title: Re: ~ George Burns Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on August 03, 2014, 10:30:12 AM
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself.