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An American comedian whose absurdist, topically pointed radio show made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the so-called classic era of American radio. Fred Allen (May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956) was an American comedian whose absurdist, topically pointed radio show (1932–1949) made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the so-called classic era of American radio.
Here are some famous quotes by Fred Allen.
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She used to be a schoolteacher but she has no class now.
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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
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All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
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(A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get except the blinding headaches.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns -- he should be drawn and quoted.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children - except in self-defense.
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The first Sunday I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.
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I have just returned from Boston; it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.