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Title: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 01:56:31 PM
Finley Peter Dunne Quotes

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A Chicago-based U.S. author, writer and humorist.
Finley Peter Dunne (July 10, 1867 — April 24, 1936) was a Chicago-based U.S. author, writer and humorist. He published Mr. Dooley in Peace and War, a collection of his nationally syndicated Mr. Dooley sketches, in 1898. The fictional Mr. Dooley expounded upon political and social issues of the day from his South Side Chicago Irish pub and he spoke with the thick verbiage and accent of an Irish immigrant from County Roscommon. Dunne's sly humor and political acumen won the support of President Theodore Roosevelt, a frequent target of Mr. Dooley's barbs. Indeed Dunne's sketches became so popular and such a litmus test of public opinion that they were read each week at White House cabinet meetings.

Here are some famous quotes by Finley Peter Dunne.

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Trust everybody but cut the cards.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 01:57:59 PM
Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 01:58:26 PM
You can lead a man up to the university but you can't make him think.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 01:58:56 PM
An appeal is when ye ask wan court to show its contempt for another court.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 01:59:22 PM
I see gr-reat changes takin' place ivry day but no change at all ivry fifty years.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:00:00 PM
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:01:34 PM
The time is comin' whin not more thin hath iv us'll be rale an' th' rest'll be rubber (plastic!)
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:02:02 PM
No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not the Supreme Court follows the election returns.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:02:29 PM
Vice goes a long way tow'rd makin' life bearable. A little vice now an' thin is relished by th' best iv men.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:02:55 PM
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off fr'm th' angels.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:03:24 PM
A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support belief but they run away fr'm doubt.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:04:02 PM
A man's idee in a card game is war- crool devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation iv larceny embezzlement an' burglary.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:04:40 PM
Many a man that couldn't direct ye to th' drug store on th' corner when he was thirty will get a respectful hearin' when age has further impaired his mind.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:05:05 PM
Th' prisidincy is th' highest office in th' gift iv th people. Th' vice-prisidincy is th' next highest an' the lowest. It isn't a crime exactly. Ye can't be sint to jail f r it but it's a kind iv a disgrace.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:05:33 PM
Opportunity knocks at every man's door once. On some men's door it hammers till it breaks down the door and then it goes in and wakes him up if he's asleep and ever afterward it works for him as a night watchman.
Title: Re: ~ Finley Peter Dunne Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on July 03, 2014, 02:05:56 PM
Whin a man gets to be my age he ducks political meetin's an' reads th' papers an' weighs th' ividence an' th' argymints - pro-argymints an' con-argymints an' makes up his mind ca'mly an' votes th' Dimmycratic Ticket.