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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: MysteRy on June 05, 2014, 10:44:19 AM

Title: ~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on June 05, 2014, 10:44:19 AM

Elayne Boosler Quotes

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An American comedian. 
Elayne Boosler (born August 18, 1952, in New York City) is an American comedian.

Here are some famous quotes by Elayne Boosler.

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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

Title: Re: ~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on June 05, 2014, 10:44:54 AM

For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

Title: Re: ~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on June 05, 2014, 10:45:22 AM

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Title: Re: ~ Elayne Boosler Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on June 05, 2014, 10:45:58 AM

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times men would not stop to ask directions.