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A columnist. Doug Larson (born February 10, 1926) wrote a daily column for the Green Bay Press-Gazette and a weekly column for the Door County Advocate — both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says"; Larson took over authorship in 1980. Previously, it had been written by Bill Vaughn of the Kansas City Star.
Here are some famous quotes by Doug Larson.
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A pun is the lowest form of humor unless you thought of it yourself.
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
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For disappearing acts it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.