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An American poet and satirist, best known for her wit, wisecracks, and eye for 20th century urban foibles. Dorothy Parker (August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967) was an American poet and satirist, best known for her wit, wisecracks, and eye for 20th century urban foibles.
Here are some famous quotes by Dorothy Parker.
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Scratch a lover and find a foe.
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Work is the province of cattle.
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
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They sicken of the calm who knew the storm.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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Where's the man could ease the heart Like a satin gown?
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I shall stay the way I am Because I do not give a damn.
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Where unwilling dies the rose Buds the new another year.
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Lips that taste of tears they say are the best for kissing.
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I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.'
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed'.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
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I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.
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Four be the things I'd have been better without: love curiosity freckles and doubt.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money just look at the people he gave it to.
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He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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This wasn't just plain terrible this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
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Every year back comes Spring with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
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There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead where there were no paths.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went including here it was against her better judgment.
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It cost me never a stab nor squirm To tread by chance upon a worm. 'Aha my little dear' I say 'Your clan will pay me back one day.'
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I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
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Poisons pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
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I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails but I don't even do that any more.