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Title: ~ Bill Maher Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 21, 2014, 10:10:21 AM
Bill Maher Quotes

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An American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor.
William "Bill" Maher, Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. Before his current role as the host of HBO's Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher hosted a similar late-night talk show called Politically Incorrect originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

Here are some famous quotes by Bill Maher.

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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Maher Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 21, 2014, 10:11:02 AM
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Maher Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 21, 2014, 10:11:47 AM
Suicide is man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
Title: Re: ~ Bill Maher Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 21, 2014, 10:12:29 AM
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Maher Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 21, 2014, 10:13:20 AM
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Maher Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 21, 2014, 10:14:05 AM
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.